[P-Marlowe]

Outlaw ski masks and you will just create a market for burkas and pantyhose.

[Jeff Winston]

Yeah, outlawing ski masks will work.

[Ezekiel]

Maybe scissors will require waiting periods and background checks, lest criminals cut eyeholes in Onesies.

[golux]

This could actually have some major health repercussions.

The minute they take those ski masks off the shelves of corner liquor stores in Northeast and Southeast DC, the residents of those neighborhoods are going to be freezing their faces off on the slopes of Liberty, Whitetail, Wintergreen, etc.

Because of a few bad apples, all the other skiers have to pay the price.