Drunk driver didn't know she was naked, Sparta cops say

NJ.com ^

[SMGFan]

— When would-be police enter training, they're taught to be prepared for just about anything. But it's a safe bet "naked drivers" don't show up anywhere on the academy syllabus.

Sparta police say a drunken, seemingly confused and almost completely nude woman crashed into a home's stone retaining wall early Friday morning.

At 12:53 a.m., a resident of Grove Terrace, in the Lake Mohawk section of the township, contacted police to say a white Volkswagen Jetta had just crashed into a stone retaining wall, then fled the scene, Sgt. John-Paul Beebe said.

[for-q-clinton]

IASP.

In a serious pinch

[RansomOttawa]

She’s so tanked, even her photos have beer goggles.

[fidelis]

Bath salts. ‘Nuff said.

[roadcat]

I don't know what it is with some people who like to strip down then they are drunk.

When I was very young, some friends had a drinking party at a house where the parents were out of town. One female friend got totally wasted, started yelling about how hot she was, jumped in the shower and stripped off her clothes (after the clothing was soaking wet). As we (several guys) tried to restrain her, she bolted out the door and ran screaming while naked down the middle of the street. Neighbors were perplexed and shocked! She was 6-foot tall and strong, and we had a hard time wrestling her back to the house. Drunk (nude) women are hard to control!

[aomagrat]

She was finally charged with driving while intoxicated, refusal to submit to breath testing, leaving the scene of an accident, failure to report an accident, careless driving, failure to wear a seatbelt and a documentation violation.

Is she related to Lincoln F. Stern?

[Free Vulcan]

[CottShop]

someoen told me to go bear hunting once, but it was too cold out so I had to go inside and put some clothes on