[b4its2late]

Are O and Hildabeast dancing in the streets of DC?

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Chalk up another country for Al-Qaeda. Four years ago those guys could have never dreamed of this before the Messiah came along.

[BCW]

Living aboard a Russian ship - geez, that’s like living in a huge pipe with ankle deep sewer water - and lights that go in and out...a row boat would be better!

[Mount Athos]

The entire source of this article is a Saudi newspaper.

UPI doesn’t even list this article on their top news, so they aren’t even taking it seriously

[STD]

Why would Assad leave Syria for a warship, or to worship a warship? If the stupid reporter rechecks his notes, most likely he will re-state what he has to say. Assad has taken up residence, so that he might start another cult within islam; basically it's followers read like an encyclopedia of failed ME dictators. Time will only tell, but sources in Tula report that theirs another new islamic sect, which is know as the Russian military hardware cult also known as the House of Kalashnikov. We have long known Russia and the former USSR are the number one seller of military to the failed states of the ME region.

If official approval is granted by the Bishop's of Gog and Magog, the H of K could someday surpass the Orthodox Church in popularity. Why would the survivors of the USSR's long and bloody covert war with the Western Powers and NATO forsake their faithful battle rifles for a cheap and shiny icon sold inside the Orthodox Church's Gift Shop?

One soldier, who's called Crazy Ivan had this to say 'I can still remember my sweet little shooter, with her under folder stock and non-stop faithfulness. I can still strip her down to her undies mentally within a few seconds in the dark' Many new followers wonder whether the H of K will claim that those honored dead who carried their famous rifle into battle will be allowed to take their places among those to be resurrected from the dead. Tell us how you feel about this new House of Kalashnikov Church, it's famous icons and the resurrection of the dead in Kalashnikov. Amen & pass the ammo Ivan

[STD]

Why would Assad leave Syria for a warship, or to worship a warship? If the stupid reporter rechecks his notes, most likely he will re-state what he has to say. Assad has taken up residence, so that he might start another cult within islam; basically it's followers read like an encyclopedia of failed ME dictators. Time will only tell, but sources in Tula report that theirs another new islamic sect, which is know as the Russian military hardware cult also known as the House of Kalashnikov. We have long known Russia and the former USSR are the number one seller of military to the failed states of the ME region.

If official approval is granted by the Bishop's of Gog and Magog, the H of K could someday surpass the Orthodox Church in popularity. Why would the survivors of the USSR's long and bloody covert war with the Western Powers and NATO forsake their faithful battle rifles for a cheap and shiny icon sold inside the Orthodox Church's Gift Shop?

One soldier, who's called Crazy Ivan had this to say 'I can still remember my sweet little shooter, with her under folder stock and non-stop faithfulness. I can still strip her down to her undies mentally within a few seconds in the dark' Many new followers wonder whether the H of K will claim that those honored dead who carried their famous rifle into battle will be allowed to take their places among those to be resurrected from the dead. Tell us how you feel about this new House of Kalashnikov Church, it's famous icons and the resurrection of the dead in Kalashnikov. Amen & pass the ammo Ivan

[Flash Bazbeaux]

Not confirmed by DEBKA or the Weekly World News.

[mosesdapoet]

That report don’t make any sence.If anything Assad could move to the Rusky naval base and stay there. For sure if he loses the brotherhood would kick the Russians out.