[Venturer]

His Buddy Obama is so frightened he gave himself lifetime Secret Service protetion.

Speaking of Cowardice.

How would you like to be Obama’s Secret Service detail for life? That would have to be one of the worst punishment details ever.

[bmwcyle]

Or Hillary, or Mrs. Obama

[TigersEye]

How would you like to be Obama’s Secret Service detail for life?
That would have to be one of the worst punishment details ever.

I can just picture it...

Double Jeopardy: Judge Alex Trebek's TV Court!

Judge Trebek: "You have just been convicted of a heinous crime. Please select your punishment from the following life sentence categories..."

• A) A life sentence in a Peruvian prison.
• B) Life as an indentured servant on a failing Zimbabwean farm.
• C) Secret Service Agent to Hillary Clinton for the rest of your natural life.

Convicted contestant: "Could I hear some more details about the Peruvian prison and the farm before I decide?"