[TigersEye]

How would you like to be Obama’s Secret Service detail for life?
That would have to be one of the worst punishment details ever.

I can just picture it...

Double Jeopardy: Judge Alex Trebek's TV Court!

Judge Trebek: "You have just been convicted of a heinous crime. Please select your punishment from the following life sentence categories..."

• A) A life sentence in a Peruvian prison.
• B) Life as an indentured servant on a failing Zimbabwean farm.
• C) Secret Service Agent to Hillary Clinton for the rest of your natural life.

Convicted contestant: "Could I hear some more details about the Peruvian prison and the farm before I decide?"

[bmwcyle]

Hillary most likely turns into an angry drunk late in the evening.