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To: KGeorge

Another kid stabbed me in the hand with a pencil when I was in 1st grade.

I have also been the recipient of a poison pen letter from time to time.

OUTLAW all of ‘em. No instruments of writing should be legal.

The ban should be extended to forks, sporks and sporkweasels, too!!!


18 posted on 01/12/2013 6:16:33 AM PST by green pastures (Cynicism-- it's not just for breakfast anymore...)
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To: green pastures

Actually, that’s no laughing matter. DH got stabbed with a pencil in grade school & you could still see the scar 20 sum odd years ago.
Ohhh forks are deadly. So deadly, I believe the Emperor had the plastic forks all gathered up at a luncheon in Florida where he was speaking last summer. I’m surprised anyone gets out of dinner alive.

ROFL sporkweasels


24 posted on 01/12/2013 6:23:39 AM PST by KGeorge
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