Actually, that’s no laughing matter. DH got stabbed with a pencil in grade school & you could still see the scar 20 sum odd years ago.
Ohhh forks are deadly. So deadly, I believe the Emperor had the plastic forks all gathered up at a luncheon in Florida where he was speaking last summer. I’m surprised anyone gets out of dinner alive.
ROFL sporkweasels
About 10 or 15 years ago (I think it was just after 2001) I was going through airport security somewhere and was asked if I had any sharp objects on me.... I said “yes, as a matter of fact I do” to which I was told “well, lay them out for inspection”. I proceeded to empty my pencil case in the tray at which point the security agent said “yeah, we really don’t know what to do about sharp pens....”