[Redcitizen]

1. Don't get married. 2. If you do get married and get a divorce, don't bring your new girlfriend to stay at your ex-wifes house. 3. If you ignore 1 and 2, don't drink with people who may have ulterior motives toward the well being of your person.

[going hot]

Summerized: Don’t push your luck.

[umgud]

If I’d have shot my ex when I first wanted to, I’d have been out by now.

[cripplecreek]

Papas’ in the grave yard and mammas’ in the pen...

[TaMoDee]

The 1400 comments on the article are the best ever! LOL!

[EEGator]

America’s Australia strikes again.

[chris37]

Someone tell Dipsh!t Joe to ban ex-wives.

[Terry Mross]

I see a truck commercial. “Gonna’ buy me a Ford truck and drag my ex up and down the road.”

[Norm Lenhart]

Yo know, that’s the kinda thing a feller’s gotta pay good money for in Vegas.

What???

[HangnJudge]

Best Post of the Day
If, for nothing else, the comments

[Slings and Arrows]

BFL

[Tennessee Nana]

that’ll teach him for voting Democrat...

[The Cajun]

Jeanette Morris, 61, while she was away working as a truck driver.

Well there's your problem.

[blueunicorn6]

That’s an attempt to get back together in the ex-wife’s family.

[upsdriver]

Got your back Jack, bitches be crazy... ;-)

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I guess that his overhead was too high.

/ ancient joke about Robert Hall ads.

[tumblindice]

‘Deadbeat Dad Beat Dead’?

[The Cajun]

Just thinking, there has to be a “And then the fight started” joke in this somewhere.

[moovova]

Withholding judgment until I’ve seen a picture of the lovely ex-bride.

[Beowulf9]

From the comments below the article: American view: "MAN-O-Man Did any one else search Jeanette Morris Picture? She makes Granny on the Beverly hill Billy's look like a cold stone FOX !" and is it just me or does that woman have an Adam's apple?

[bigbob]

“hate crime” redefined!