Kelly rhymes with smelly.
Well, that fits.
I mean, I am sorry the woman was shot, but these two are starting to remind me way too much of valerie plame and joe whatshisname.
Our side wants people safe too.
Maybe liberals could show us all the cities where gun control works. Cities like Chicago and Washington DC... Has gun control stopped violent criminals anywhere? It hasn't.
Our side should insist on outlawing unicorns. We can set up charities, have speeches and clubs... get funding. Have parades...
We can accuse liberals of not caring if people are killed. Because all violence will stop if unicorns are banned. If they're against banning unicorns they're in favor of death. Unicorns are the cause of violence, right?
If some liberal points out that he doesn't think unicorns have anything to do with violence we can shudder with revulsion and set trolls out to their boards to make them look insensitive...