Posted on 12/19/2012 1:16:20 PM PST by Lazamataz
And that’s a good thing. Billy’s killer, John Street, was Billy’s friend from childhood. John went home to sleep with his girlfriend after killing Billy.
John’s girlfriend was Billy’s mom.
One of the kids brought in the freshly gleaned internal organs of a goat to biology class for the teacher to preserve and protect, he was a bit slow even for 50’s Idaho.
Were going to have to coordinate the bridesmaids dresses...
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I hope they go with a Western theme. I love the smell of hay and i’ve always wanted to dress like a saloon girl but at my age I’ll have to go with school marm.
We can be geriatric saloon girls if you like. I have a pair of red suede boots...
I like the way you think! I should order us each a boa for starters. You will obviously need a red one to match your boots so I’ll go with hot pink or black...hmmm. BTW, we should ping the bride....I guess.
You may ping the bride, but really she’s just Laz’s future ex-wife, and besides, she’s already married, as she admitted somewhere upthread.
So let’s talk bustiers and frilly pantaloons! I do love the boa idea.
Okay, in light of her being married and then getting hitched up to another guy who will divorce her quickly I’m going with an all black outfit. Seems fitting.
Oooh, fishnet hose! We will need those, too. Also a feathery hat. I think Miss Kitty used to wear one of those in “Gunsmoke”. And a fancy folding fan to cool our geriatric hotness. I’m feeling flushed already!
LMAO! We are posting this under a thread titled “Diary of a Sociopath”. Good times on FR.
Ah, yes... The fishnet hose and feather-festooned hats. I can't wait.
And I can keep my Sapphire in my lacy garter.
My Sapphire:
Nice looking gem! Are those your real nails or do you have acrylics because I can’t have those. They are highly flammable and every time I flick my lighter my thumb nail catches on fire so I quit doing the manicure thing for safety reasons. A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do sometimes. Love the thumb ring, BTW. Also we are friends and your nails look great!
Pure Genius!
Thank you, my friend! I do like my Sapphire quite a bit.
You are the second person who thought I’d had my nails done after seeing that picture, LOL! Those are my own natural nails, carefully babied for several months to keep them from breaking. Once a few of them are broken, I cut them all down and wait for them to grow out again.
Right now, they’re all about 1/16” long. Dang housework!
Well your nails look really pretty in that pic. Speaking of housework...guess I should do something since I didn’t wake up dead today. Silly Mayans.
Yes, we could use a fireball around here right now. It has been cold and snowing all day today. A little heat might be nice. ;-)
Here’s hoping that all the people who were panicking over the end of the world are starting to feel a lot better about now.
Except those who ran up their credit cards...
Here's a link to the planning thread if you haven't already read it.
Is there something wrong with me? Do I need therapy?
LOL! I’m arguing with a bunch of Brits and others on another forum about this.
About every minute or so, someone stands on their hind legs and bleats about the ‘pro-gun lobby’.
HHC’s husband.
We are going to try to make it this year. Almost got there this last time but we had a conflict between that and a chuck wagon cook-off (which was great). Sure hope it pans out in 2013. You all looked like you had a wonderful time! Thanks for that link also.
It would be really nice for us to meet you and your family.
You’re quite welcome for the link. The planning threads can get long sometimes, but they have a mountain of information as well.
Hope to meet you in June. [smiles] Bring the feather boas! [kidding]
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