You may ping the bride, but really she’s just Laz’s future ex-wife, and besides, she’s already married, as she admitted somewhere upthread.
So let’s talk bustiers and frilly pantaloons! I do love the boa idea.
Okay, in light of her being married and then getting hitched up to another guy who will divorce her quickly I’m going with an all black outfit. Seems fitting.
Oooh, fishnet hose! We will need those, too. Also a feathery hat. I think Miss Kitty used to wear one of those in “Gunsmoke”. And a fancy folding fan to cool our geriatric hotness. I’m feeling flushed already!
LMAO! We are posting this under a thread titled “Diary of a Sociopath”. Good times on FR.