"Yeah, but you picked the ugliest one. bwhahahahah"
...so the cowboy picked out a pig but decided he
couldn’t have sex with it all muddy like that so
he gave her a bath and put a bow on her tail.
Then he decided he needed a drink first so he
went into the saloon with her and stepped up to
the bar. All the other patrons backed away from
him so he asked the bartender.
“Say, I thought you said to just pick out a pig
from the lot out back.
“Yyyyep, said the bartender, but you picked the
sheriff’s gal.”