...so the cowboy picked out a pig but decided he
couldn’t have sex with it all muddy like that so
he gave her a bath and put a bow on her tail.
Then he decided he needed a drink first so he
went into the saloon with her and stepped up to
the bar. All the other patrons backed away from
him so he asked the bartender.
“Say, I thought you said to just pick out a pig
from the lot out back.
“Yyyyep, said the bartender, but you picked the
sheriff’s gal.”
I don’t care who ya are...that right there’s funny.
So, a city boy goes to visit his country cousin. After a few days on the farm, he asks, “Hey? What do you do when you horny around here? There’s no women for miles”
.
His country cousin points outside at a group of sows in an pen and says, “I just get with one of them”.
The city cousin says, “oh… I don’t know??”
Then, “Oh, what the hell… OK!”
After about 30 minutes, the city boy comes back inside. His cousin asks him, “Well? How was it”?
“Well, to be honest, I didn’t really like it”.
“What??” said the country cousin. “Why not? Which one did you pick”.
“That big black and white one.”
To which, the country cousin replied, “Well HELL man! You picked the ugliest one!”