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To: Morgana; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
My uncle has this sign in his store:


29 posted on 11/17/2012 9:05:51 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Revolting cat!

lolz


33 posted on 11/17/2012 9:19:58 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Revolting cat!

We were in a store owned by a local, who I’m pretty sure is a hoarder. There’s a room just for tools. He posted a sign that said “If the shoplifting does not stop in the tool room, we will have to raise prices - again”.

Like that would make a difference to the people who are shoplifting. He can raise the prices all he wants. They’re still getting it for free.


74 posted on 11/18/2012 5:55:48 AM PST by stansblugrassgrl (PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!!! YEEEEEHAW!)
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To: Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono

78 posted on 11/18/2012 7:28:30 AM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Revolting cat!
LOL,

One I always liked was:

"If you need it, we have it!

"If we don't have it, you don't need it!"

83 posted on 11/18/2012 10:14:39 AM PST by Col Freeper (FR: A smorgasbord of Conservative Mindfood - dig in and enjoy it!)
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