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If the Dead Can Vote...
GraceG

Posted on 11/09/2012 9:22:32 AM PST by GraceG

If the dead can vote...

If the Dead can vote then the dead gotta be able to eat and do many other things that a normal person can do, well except hold a job and be a productive memeber of society.

The Dead Gotta Eat...

It just occured to me, all those dead voters need to eat too, I mean if you are dead and you just spent a long election season voting several times for your favorite democrat president, the food stamp president and you get bupkiss for your your vote, well nuts to that, why not sign your corpse-y self up for some government cheese? I mean if dead people gotta vote, dead people gotta eat too?

If Obama is gonna double down in his second term, why not double down on his food stamp numbers by making sure that his favorite voting block is asking "what can government do for me"....

So grab a shovel and a piece of paper and pencil and an acorn clipboard and head down to the local cemetary to sign up the dead tired, starving to death, and those who are just dying to get a good meal or two...

The dead gotta eat, and voting is hungry work.... Starve the beast by feeding the dead...

The Dead Gotta Read...

You gotta be able to read to vote and the dead are no exception. I would suspect that the dead read things like the New Your Slimes, Washington Compost, Mother Bones, and the Rolling GraveStones... So every single magazine subscription card you get need not be thrown away, instead fill it out with name of the dead voter and the address of their residence which would be the cemetary. The dead have got to be able to read all the liberal crap magazines because after all they vote Democrat Every Single Time....

The dead gotta read, cause you gotta read to vote... Starve the lieberal MSM media beast...

The Dead need a Phone...

Besides Voting the dead gotta be avle to take phone calls, how else are they supposed to respond to pollsters asking them which way they will vote. It is so very hard to get a landline installed at your gravesite these days but there is a solution, the magical Obamaphone is just the thing. Sign up all these poor "Living Impaired - Americans" to an Obama Phone or two, heck they may need more phones as after the batteries run out in their first phone they can't recharge them, I haven't seen too many electrical sockets in graveyards.

The Dead gotta be Polled... Starve the Beast by Picking up the Courtesy phone...

Many may thik this is humour but it is not supposed to be funny, and many here have talked about "Going Galt"....

To heck with "going Galt" it is too slow, instead of going just over their heads by going Galt and refusing to be a maker, Go WAY OVER THEIR HEADS and "Poll Vault" by becoming a SUPER TAKER, or an "Under Maker" and sign up the dead to as many social programs and government freebies as undead-humanly possible.

If it is good enough for an election system that the UN observers from craphole countries are suprised about how insecure it is. But the left cries "voter supression" like a stuck pig when a simple fraud prevention measure like photo ID is required by a state, then why the hell should the welfare state and the aparatus that supports it be any different.

When you are fighting against people who’s playbook is dedicated to satan (rules for radicals), you have to start using the playbook written by cuthulu!

Trying to play Mr. Rogers doesn’t work when the Civil Society has been destroyed by the “Great Society”, it is time to play Mr. Macavelli.

To hell with Civil Disobedience, it is past that now, it is now time for Economic Disobedience, and Social Program Disobedience.

They want Communism, Maybe we should give them so much damned communism they choke on the damn stuff by collapsing the socialist systems they have “frog boiled” us into taking. We MUST shove that communism they love so DAMNED MUCH so DAMNED far down their DAMNED throats that they will still be crapping out hammers and sickles after they become the "Voting Dead" because they will be ANYWAY.

But is must be done SOON, because once they take away certain parts or all of amendments 1-10, the quick reset option will not be possible, just misery and Soviet style decline.


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: ebt; obama; thevotingdead; vanity

1 posted on 11/09/2012 9:22:36 AM PST by GraceG
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To: GraceG

I think we all ought to change our voter registration to Democrat and vote multiple times in all future elections, just as they do. The corrupt “monitors” will assume we are voting for their candidates and encourage us to do what it takes to vote for them. Heck, we might even get a bus trip out of the deal.


2 posted on 11/09/2012 9:25:26 AM PST by Heartland Mom ("Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." - Ronald Reagan)
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To: Heartland Mom

If an army of dumbed down leeches takes 50 years to take down a system and collapse it...

Imagine what a group of producers who are pissed off and know hard work and are extremely motivated can do in 4 short years!

This election has proven to me that the system is dead and since we cannot pull the plug on the welfare state which is locked up in the next room, the next best thing to unplugging it is not to stop paying the elctricity bill (”going galt”) because they can always borrow from other countries/our kids futures etc...

No, the solutuion is to “Poll Vault” over their heads and start plugging in as many hair dryers, space heaters, and microwaves into the circuit until we trip the damned breaker and then when they come screaming to us we position ourselves as the breaker box behind their backs and let them know we will only reset it once they unplug their damned stuff.

“Going Galt” WILL ONLY WORK ON A SYSTEM THAT HAS CURRENCY THAT IS BACKED BY SOMETHING OF VALUE!!!


3 posted on 11/09/2012 9:39:16 AM PST by GraceG
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To: GraceG

Hmm. That gives me a thought. There are a lot of dead Republican people too.


4 posted on 11/09/2012 9:56:47 AM PST by mhx
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To: Heartland Mom

We can just all join the Democratic party and vote in their primaries. I’m all for it.


5 posted on 11/09/2012 9:57:38 AM PST by mhx
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To: mhx

Hmm. That gives me a thought. There are a lot of dead Republican people too.

I hear dead republicans like to buy canned sotrable food with EBT cards and like making phone calls into Rush’s program using their new obama phones.... And always subscribe but never intend on paying for the liberal rags like New York Slimes, Washington Compost, Mother Bones, and Rolling GraveStone....


6 posted on 11/09/2012 10:17:30 AM PST by GraceG
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To: GraceG

/me checks alignment

Drat. Lawful good.


7 posted on 11/09/2012 10:43:08 AM PST by JCBreckenridge (They may take our lives... but they'll never take our FREEDOM!)
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To: GraceG
Much as I hate to poop the party...

Has anyone considered that the line for freebies is closed? Obama's reelected now so he's not in the market for votes, dead or otherwise.

Won't surprise me (but it will surprise the takers) when checks don't come and free phones go dead.

8 posted on 11/09/2012 10:52:15 AM PST by ZOOKER ( Exploring the fine line between cynicism and outright depression)
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To: ZOOKER
You still don't get it! The little barry soetoro bastard boy has been placed where he is to collapse the America you think still exists. To do that he will increse the handouts now since he will have no opposition to it (a republican't congress? ... yeah, right). The national debt is now going to rise even faster and our economic collapse, so well planned and being depended upon to usher in the new world order the original Jekyll Island demons startedm is certain.

When you figure it out, you will see that the handouts will increase exponentially, all done on borrowed money which accelerates the collapse as planned. Look up The 'Cloward-Piven' Strategy.

9 posted on 11/09/2012 10:57:39 AM PST by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: GraceG

It is this mentality that feeds right into the communist agenda.

I understand the sentiment, and I feel it as well...

But don’t join their efforts. 1st of all, they don’t need any help dragging us down, and 2nd, our own evil deeds and unethical conduct will come back to haunt us under God’s judgment just as sure as it will come down on them.

Be angry, but sin not.


10 posted on 11/09/2012 11:06:22 AM PST by Safrguns
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To: ZOOKER

Much as I hate to poop the party...
Has anyone considered that the line for freebies is closed? Obama’s reelected now so he’s not in the market for votes, dead or otherwise.

Won’t surprise me (but it will surprise the takers) when checks don’t come and free phones go dead.

They don’t have control yet, so they have a vested interest in keeping the bread lines open until they wrest FULL police state control over everyone...

We have a window of opportunity here, we need to wake up and not waste it....


11 posted on 11/09/2012 11:14:54 AM PST by GraceG
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To: ZOOKER

Forgot to add, that if you do use any Government form to sign up for freebies, use the Spanish Language form and Obama’s SSN number and a generic “Hispanic John Smith” type name to sign up for it...

I have it on good authority, the Spanish forms are simply processed..... never checked...


12 posted on 11/09/2012 11:16:55 AM PST by GraceG
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To: Safrguns

It is this mentality that feeds right into the communist agenda.

I understand the sentiment, and I feel it as well...

Use the EBT to prep...(canned foods, water etc,...) not for junk food...

And prepare for rebuilding by using your other money for survival gear...

Use their tools against them, they have used our hard working and virtue AGAINST us for over 100 years...

Instead of them using our virtues against us, we need to start using their so called liberal virtues against them instead...


13 posted on 11/09/2012 11:19:53 AM PST by GraceG
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To: MHGinTN

When you figure it out, you will see that the handouts will increase exponentially, all done on borrowed money which accelerates the collapse as planned. Look up The ‘Cloward-Piven’ Strategy.

They also figured inthe speed of collapse, and they are keeping the rate slow enough that they will be able to disarm us BEFORE the collapse, if they collapse happens BEFORE they are able to disarm us then ALL BETS ARE OFF...

This is why we need to accelerate the damned thing...

By going at their Rate we play more into their hands than we realize....


14 posted on 11/09/2012 11:21:53 AM PST by GraceG
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To: MHGinTN
You don't really think Obama will crash the country on HIS watch, do you?

Cloward-Piven was always a strategy used on the other guy - the MAN, if you will. This is JMHO, but with the libs in charge, the crash will not come. They'll figure a way to keep the system going (continuing resolutions, printing, etc.) until the next election.

Don't get me wrong, runaway spending won't stop. Cronies who contribute to campaigns will still prosper, but the truly poor, those who have nothing to give but their vote, will be shut out until votes are needed again. That way they can be bought off with the same crap all over again, four years from now.

15 posted on 11/09/2012 11:26:06 AM PST by ZOOKER ( Exploring the fine line between cynicism and outright depression)
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To: Safrguns

The Dims can always count on our “Mr. Nice Guy Virtue”, because most of the republican party are fools!

In fact the only thing the Dems can count on these days besides their monthly check is the “Misapplied Virtue” of the Republican party....

They will continue to use it against us at every step and will continue to mock us BECAUSE OF IT because if they continue to goad us about our virtue we then become defensive and try to double down on our misappropriated virtue and they continue to take advantage of it....


16 posted on 11/09/2012 11:28:34 AM PST by GraceG
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To: ZOOKER

This is why I think maybe they expected to ultimately lose after a very close election. The strategy could have been lose close enough to have recounts, riots, and a discredited President Romney. Then the whole thing (a land mine has been set) crashes under Romney after pre election having made it appear that things were “going in the right direction.” But then the storm turned people more towards Obama (thank you God with your mysterious ways), the mild cheating was already in the bag and could not be changed, when added to the uptick from the storm it made the election clear, not close....now they are in a trick bag. On electon night in the early part, the reporter said that the Obama team was not allowing reporters in....is this not what LOSING sides do?


17 posted on 11/09/2012 11:39:38 AM PST by Anima Mundi (You can lead a brain to facts but you can't make it think.)
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To: Anima Mundi

I don’t agree with signing up for entitlements but dropping your cable and newspaper subs...yes. And never vote R again. prepare.


18 posted on 11/09/2012 11:55:19 AM PST by Gasshog
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To: GraceG

>>> The Dims can always count on our “Mr. Nice Guy Virtue”, because most of the republican party are fools!

Dims always count on government.

We should always count on God.

Will they use that against us? well of course they will...

But who will fail in the end, and who will succeed?


19 posted on 11/09/2012 12:20:58 PM PST by Safrguns
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To: ZOOKER
You're still not getting it! Little barry bastard soetoro is a puppet. The goal of his masters is to crash the American Republic to make way for the globalist new world order.

Forget legacies, forget 'historic image of the presidency, the piece of crap in the White House is not a man in full, he is a puppet assigned to do what he's told. He will increse spending exponentially so that the collapse happens while his masters can handle the fall as they wnt it to go.

When you awaken to what is actually 'going down', it isn't 'the man' that is the target, it is the 'too many useless eaters'. The quickest way to eliminate them is to make them even more dependent then yank the dole out from under them making them a mob, useful to destroy infrastructure and bring the total collapse the power-crazed elite masters who are beyond avarice wealthy long for. Power and control of the world is the only goal left to their lusts. They already tell US peons that there are billions too many people for their tastes. They are instituting their plan to bring things into their perspective of balance.

20 posted on 11/09/2012 1:04:39 PM PST by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: GraceG
I can vote?
21 posted on 11/09/2012 1:13:11 PM PST by rdb3 (Democrats: Once a slave owner, ALWAYS a slave owner!)
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To: rdb3

Yes you can and you can has EBT card, Bammy Phone, and a subscription to the New York Times....


22 posted on 11/09/2012 1:45:52 PM PST by GraceG
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To: MHGinTN

[ You’re still not getting it! Little barry bastard soetoro is a puppet. The goal of his masters is to crash the American Republic to make way for the globalist new world order.
Forget legacies, forget ‘historic image of the presidency, the piece of crap in the White House is not a man in full, he is a puppet assigned to do what he’s told. He will increse spending exponentially so that the collapse happens while his masters can handle the fall as they wnt it to go.

When you awaken to what is actually ‘going down’, it isn’t ‘the man’ that is the target, it is the ‘too many useless eaters’. The quickest way to eliminate them is to make them even more dependent then yank the dole out from under them making them a mob, useful to destroy infrastructure and bring the total collapse the power-crazed elite masters who are beyond avarice wealthy long for. Power and control of the world is the only goal left to their lusts. They already tell US peons that there are billions too many people for their tastes. They are instituting their plan to bring things into their perspective of balance. ]

Take fromt he globalists by USING their EBT cards against them, they EXPECT the EBT users to buy junk food and candy, but real food with it so you can save the extra money to defend the 2nd amendment and the 1st and the 10th and the rest of the bill of rights, then when the collapse happens it will backfire onthem because it will:

A. Happen sooner than they expect before they get their power structures in place and the 2nd Amendment is still in effect.

B. The Parasites will starve because they didn’t plan ahead and if the parasites find out that we have been leeching their system they will call for stronger control on social programs which will ultimately cut their own damn lazy ass throats.

C. While we collect the governemnt dole we can spend more than they can borrow and collapse things faster. But we will use our stuff wisely, the leeches will not. We can use our gathered food for the new “barter/calorie” economy that will be underground and running alongside the sick crappy system until it burns completely and a new economy based in things of value takes hold.


23 posted on 11/09/2012 2:02:46 PM PST by GraceG
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To: GraceG

After reading threads like this today, I did a little research to see if I could qualify for government programs, like WIC. My husband has a decent job and we get by on his salary alone. I have had to learn to cook everything from scratch but actually enjoy it and you can’t beat the taste. Anyway, for a family of 8, our take home pay is below the maximum level monthly income. I was shocked!! We DO NOT need government help. If I wasn’t afraid to be on the radar, I’d sign up and get free milk and cheese. It sounds good in theory. I just REALLY don’t want my homeschool kids in ANY government system.


24 posted on 11/09/2012 7:06:19 PM PST by samiam1972 ("It is a poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish."-Mother Teresa)
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To: samiam1972

After reading threads like this today, I did a little research to see if I could qualify for government programs, like WIC. My husband has a decent job and we get by on his salary alone. I have had to learn to cook everything from scratch but actually enjoy it and you can’t beat the taste. Anyway, for a family of 8, our take home pay is below the maximum level monthly income. I was shocked!! We DO NOT need government help. If I wasn’t afraid to be on the radar, I’d sign up and get free milk and cheese. It sounds good in theory. I just REALLY don’t want my homeschool kids in ANY government system.

Go through the phone book and sign up everyone else then

Better yet all of the obviously fake voter registrations..


25 posted on 11/09/2012 8:14:08 PM PST by GraceG
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