Penni s a good man
could use a more manly name. /just kidding
It’s Pini, which is short for Pinchas. That’s also my middle name, and I was ribbed for it plenty my whole life. But the Biblical Pinchas was a zealot, who obtained admission to the priestly class after he killed Zimri, a prince of the tribe of Shimon, in mid-copulation with Kozbi, a Midianite shiksa. So while the name sounds funny in English, watch out for us Pinis. We take a stand when no one else will, and throw a mean spear.