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Laz has been found!
You Tube ^ | 11-06-12 | NeverGore

Posted on 11/06/2012 1:11:07 PM PST by nevergore

Laz the Rage Monkey has been found after going missing ealier today


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Time for a little election fun Video at link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p10E4Htpy_c
1 posted on 11/06/2012 1:11:09 PM PST by nevergore
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To: Lazamataz

You can run but you can’t hide Laz...


2 posted on 11/06/2012 1:12:25 PM PST by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: nevergore

I didn’t know he was missing.


3 posted on 11/06/2012 1:13:35 PM PST by SandyInSeattle (Romney is my choice.)
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To: SandyInSeattle

I heard he was hanging out at the Atlanta Zoo looking for a little primate action.... LOL


4 posted on 11/06/2012 1:15:00 PM PST by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: nevergore

I dropped him off along a dirt road and didn’t think he would find his way back to civilization so quickly.


5 posted on 11/06/2012 1:15:55 PM PST by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: nevergore

So now he’s Rage Monkey, Love Monkey, AND Truth Monkey.

Let’s just save typing and call him multiple personality disorder monkey. (I guess that doesn’t actually save any typing).


6 posted on 11/06/2012 1:16:45 PM PST by DManA
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To: nevergore

how do they check ID if your wearing a mask?


7 posted on 11/06/2012 1:17:17 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: nevergore

8 posted on 11/06/2012 1:17:51 PM PST by RckyRaCoCo (I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery, IXNAY THE TSA!)
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To: GeronL

Marlin Perkins vouched for him.


9 posted on 11/06/2012 1:18:18 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: RckyRaCoCo

LOL


10 posted on 11/06/2012 1:19:18 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: DManA
Monkey Man - Rolling Stones
11 posted on 11/06/2012 1:21:07 PM PST by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: nevergore
Drudge has it.


13 posted on 11/06/2012 1:23:08 PM PST by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: cripplecreek

You need to drive out further, he’s fairly resourceful...


14 posted on 11/06/2012 1:28:17 PM PST by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: RckyRaCoCo
That Truman picture works perfectly in with laz and that other guy.
The lighting is perfect.
15 posted on 11/06/2012 1:28:26 PM PST by American Constitutionalist
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To: nevergore; JRandomFreeper

Was he found on the bad side of town, with 2 pretty girls, a dwarf, a jello pool, an 8-ball, 750 ml. of Jack, and ignoring the issues?


16 posted on 11/06/2012 1:28:29 PM PST by null and void (Day 1386 of the Obama hostage crisis - Barack Hussein Obama an enemy BOTH foreign AND domestic)
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To: DManA

You forgot the Cialis monkey....he tries to play hide the banana with every creature he meets...


17 posted on 11/06/2012 1:30:08 PM PST by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: null and void

The girls weren’t that pretty and you forgot the gerbil...


18 posted on 11/06/2012 1:31:31 PM PST by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: nevergore
You need to drive out further, he’s fairly resourceful...

Those damn opposable thumbs and ability to learn from past mistakes.

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19 posted on 11/06/2012 1:31:55 PM PST by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: null and void

“... found on the bad side of town...”

You forgot Cool Whip. I don’t think Laz would be involved with two pretty girls, a dwarf, a jello pool, an 8-ball and 750 ml of jack WITHOUT cool whip. What were you thinking?!!!


20 posted on 11/06/2012 1:32:21 PM PST by momtothree
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To: momtothree

Didn’t Laz make some promises for November 7th?


21 posted on 11/06/2012 1:39:45 PM PST by proud2beconservativeinNJ ("In God We Trust")
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To: nevergore

Wow, that exercise program really improved his looks.


22 posted on 11/06/2012 1:41:37 PM PST by Marcella (Republican Conservatism is Dead. PREPARE)
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To: Marcella

He’s wearing a corset....


23 posted on 11/06/2012 1:42:32 PM PST by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: momtothree

Cheeze Wiz! Don’t forget the Cheeze Wiz!


24 posted on 11/06/2012 1:43:50 PM PST by Gadsden1st
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To: nevergore

“He’s wearing a corset....”

Well, just damn, and he looks so fine this way.


25 posted on 11/06/2012 1:46:24 PM PST by Marcella (Republican Conservatism is Dead. PREPARE)
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To: Gadsden1st

“Don’t forget the Cheez Wiz!”

Poor Laz... we tease him so badly. LOL!


26 posted on 11/06/2012 1:48:03 PM PST by momtothree
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To: nevergore
But wait, was that the rage monkey or his cousin the raeggae(sp) monkey?
27 posted on 11/06/2012 1:49:17 PM PST by Conservative4Ever (The Obamas = rude, crude and socially unacceptable)
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To: shibumi; Lazamataz

Well there you go.


28 posted on 11/06/2012 1:50:31 PM PST by humblegunner
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To: American Constitutionalist

Which one is Laz? Inquiring minds want to know.


29 posted on 11/06/2012 1:51:26 PM PST by princeofdarkness ( Nobama. No more. No way. November 2012.)
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To: GeronL

Mask?


30 posted on 11/06/2012 1:53:17 PM PST by FrdmLvr (culture, language, borders)
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To: Conservative4Ever

Not sure either....if he’s smoking a Jamacian doobie it’s the latter....or maybe not....


31 posted on 11/06/2012 1:55:10 PM PST by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: nevergore
Laz has been found!

So who thought him missing except you? Are you his forlorn bunk buddy?

Hey Laz, your sweetie has missed you.....

(This has got to be the most ridiculous vanity ever posted on this site)

32 posted on 11/06/2012 1:55:29 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (Jab her with a harpoon.....)
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To: GeronL

What mask?


33 posted on 11/06/2012 1:55:50 PM PST by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: princeofdarkness

The good looking one.


34 posted on 11/06/2012 1:56:00 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: TheOldLady

Go Dewey!


35 posted on 11/06/2012 1:56:44 PM PST by humblegunner
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To: Gadsden1st

Cheese Whiz? Damn, I feel sorry for your wife....

And your laundry...


36 posted on 11/06/2012 1:57:18 PM PST by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: Hot Tabasco

It is hardly the most riduculous post on this site....

I’ve done better...


37 posted on 11/06/2012 1:58:54 PM PST by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: FrdmLvr; nevergore

lol.


38 posted on 11/06/2012 1:59:56 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: nevergore
It is hardly the most riduculous post on this site.... I’ve done better...

I don't believe that for second, prove it......

39 posted on 11/06/2012 2:08:19 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (Jab her with a harpoon.....)
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To: humblegunner; Lazamataz

You guys look so cute together. Thanks for finding our lost Lazamataz.


40 posted on 11/06/2012 2:11:11 PM PST by TheOldLady
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To: nevergore

Maybe he went to vote.


41 posted on 11/06/2012 2:25:08 PM PST by Jean2
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To: princeofdarkness
I have been asking that since the earth began.

Laz ? are you the guy that looks like a Alaskan King Crab boat captain ? ?
42 posted on 11/06/2012 2:34:09 PM PST by American Constitutionalist
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To: nevergore

This is important?


43 posted on 11/06/2012 2:35:34 PM PST by bmwcyle (45% to 47% of American voters are stupid)
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To: Jean2

Watch the video! Click the YouTube link...


44 posted on 11/06/2012 3:10:20 PM PST by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: bmwcyle

This is a little fun on an important night....

Enjoy!

Then celebrate president-elect Romney!!!


45 posted on 11/06/2012 3:12:15 PM PST by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: nevergore
Don't pay the ransom, he has escaped!

Seventeen Lebanese belly dancers wearing red tennis shoes and little else kidnapped Laz earlier today and poured a quart of tequila down his throat in a fiendish plot to render him helpless.

Do to a lifetime spent conditioning his body and soul in the asceticism of a Shaolin priest, he prevailed over his captors, eschewing their blatant enticements, fought his way free after many hours of full contact Fung Goo (an ancient Mongolian martial art, especially effective against "clusters" of attackers).

He has now fully recovered and resumed his contemplative studies of art as found in nature.

Thank the powers above for his narrow escape, we happily welcome him back to the bosom of his cohorts.

Regards,
GtG

46 posted on 11/06/2012 3:20:33 PM PST by Gandalf_The_Gray (I live in my own little world, I like it 'cuz they know me here.)
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To: Gandalf_The_Gray
"full contact Fung Goo " --Now that is rich.
47 posted on 11/06/2012 3:37:30 PM PST by OldEagle
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To: Gandalf_The_Gray

I know this is a false post....

If Laz was captured by 17 Lebanese belly dancers he would never even try to escape....

Unless it was to get some Cool Whip....and a midget...


48 posted on 11/06/2012 4:22:57 PM PST by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: nevergore

I needed this thread today... breaks the tension.

Thanks from a fellow class of 2000 member.


49 posted on 11/06/2012 4:32:16 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Tijeras_Slim

No tension on this thread....

My bottle of Champaign is ready to go....well...it’sreally a bottle of Colt 45 but I’m ready!...After 4 years of Obummer, this is all I can afford...

Besides, Laz has escaped again and we need to capture him....


50 posted on 11/06/2012 4:39:11 PM PST by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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