Posted on 11/04/2012 2:10:02 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
...On Saturday villagers from western Kenya town of Khayega held a bull fighting contest between a 900 pound (410 kilogram) black bull they named Obama and a black and white 1,000 pound (460kg) bull they named Mitt Romney. Both are cattle breeds indigenous to Kenya.
Despite being smaller in size, Obama was the overwhelming favorite having won six of his last fights and he did not disappoint. After close to half an hour the bulls were separated and Obama was declared winner. Happy villagers burst onto the streets in song and dance rejoicing the victory, some carrying placards reading "Obama top most!" while others reading "Romney Can't!"
Most Kenyans consider Obama, the son of a white mother from Kansas and a black father from Kenya, as one of their own...
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"Stop steaming up my tail!"
Good for you Kenya, Take him back.
Well, of course. Obama IS the Master of Bull. . .
Now that’s what I call a bull of a story.
I’m surprised they got “Obama” to fight. Are they sure he wasn’t trying to mount the other bull?
And thinking Americans agree with them.
Indeed! Agreed!
This is the real bull$4!tter obama.
Ah yes.....
“Bull-$hitter!”
The guy is full of it.
After close to half an hour the bulls were separated and Obama, lying motionless and bleeding on the ground, was declared winner.
Of course, Kenya’s favorite son won.
This is sad, for there is no evidence that the Kenyan Obama was even the biological father of the current sometime occupant of the White House.
Generally, a son looks at least a little bit like his biological father. 0 does not look anything like the Kenyan chap. 0 looks like his mother (as we would expect), and suspiciously like Frank Marshall Davis. The latter was the communist family friend in Hawaii who served as 0s mentor. Davis also was the author of a pornographic book which featured, among other things, nude pictures of various women, including 0s mother.
Forget about the fake birth certificate. I want a Y-chromosome test on Obama, to be compared with the families of possible fathers. Might as well get the history right!
Ya’ll can keep your bulls. We’ll be sending you a little Hope and Change soon to go with them. Since you’re familiar with bulls you’ll easily recognize what comes out of your countryman’s mouth...
Don’t know if this story is true as Obama has done such a poor job Kenyans are now claiming he was born in America!!!! ;^)
Don’t know if this story is true as Obama has done such a poor job Kenyans are now claiming he was born in America!!!! ;^)
Kenya is no paradise, and there’s little reason to care that some Kenyans support an abject failure of a president simply because his loser of a father hails from their neighborhood.
Barack Hussein Obama.
The choice of those who would see America fail.
Love it, cincy...
That Obozo...what an ultra maroon.
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