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1 posted on 10/26/2012 11:48:30 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

Who would want a hairy eyeball?


2 posted on 10/26/2012 11:52:24 AM PDT by Mr. K ("The only thing the World would hate more than the USA in charge is the USA NOT in charge")
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To: Red Badger
Every five years they're saying that the cure for baldness is only five years away.

If there was such a pill to take that would give me hair like Eddie Van Halen had in 1984, I'd be freebasing that stuff right now.

5 posted on 10/26/2012 12:00:05 PM PDT by The KG9 Kid (Semper Fi)
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To: Red Badger

My mom uses one of those eyelash growing gels, and the results are amazing. She looks like she’s wearing false eyelashes, but she’s not.


6 posted on 10/26/2012 12:00:51 PM PDT by ChocChipCookie
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To: Red Badger

So, if I get a cowlick that stands for more than 4 hours, should I call my doctor?


15 posted on 10/26/2012 12:25:00 PM PDT by Gator113 (I would have voted for NEWT, now it's Romney & Ryan.~Just livin' life, my way~)
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To: Red Badger; Larry Lucido; F15Eagle

This is encouraging! I need something to replace “Zeng Zau’s Cure for Baldness.” I don’t like the issues it causes with my, my, err, well, my Man Parts.


18 posted on 10/26/2012 12:28:33 PM PDT by Gamecock
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To: Red Badger

I use the drops for glaucoma in only one eye. I’ve used them for about 4 months. “Longer and darker eyelashes” is listed as a side effect. I do think mine have grown a little on the eyelids where I use it.


19 posted on 10/26/2012 12:40:02 PM PDT by Sans-Culotte ( Pray for Obama- Psalm 109:8)
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To: Red Badger

Why would I want to regrow hair on my bald head?

Men who tease me about my bald head are just envious and jealous because they know that my body produces a lot more testosterone than theirs. HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Also, females know what it means, too! :-)

I have a message for all full-headed-haired men everywhere: EAT YOUR HEARTS OUT! :-)


25 posted on 10/26/2012 12:51:54 PM PDT by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Learn three chords and you, too, can be a Rock Star!)
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To: Red Badger
Maybe Joe Biden can be their celebrity spokesman in January..
28 posted on 10/26/2012 1:02:08 PM PDT by Kid Shelleen (Beat your plowshares into swords. Let the weak say I am strong)
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To: Red Badger; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows

34 posted on 10/26/2012 1:40:08 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Red Badger

Treat your hair and you will have a constant erection.

What could POSSIBLY go wrong?


35 posted on 10/26/2012 1:47:58 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
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