Mr. Romney: Instructions On How To Save America

Free Republic Original Content | October 25, 2012 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lucky9teen]

***LAZ FOR PRESIDENT***

Great post Laz. Let’s pray Romney gets the message and follows through to turn this country around.

[thackney]

And with new techniques like fracking

Do your "new" cars look like the following?

Just teasing. Most folks don't realize we started hydraulic fracturing of wells in the US in 1949. What is actually new that allowed us to start economically producing significant volumes in the fields like the Bakken, Eagle Ford, Marcellus, etc is horizontal steerable drilling. Combined with hydraulic fracturing, we get much more production from these tight formations.

Sorry for the detour, we now return to Saving America and reducing the EPA.

[Madame Dufarge]

Assure Business that Obamacare is a transitory threat.

This boil's got to be lanced right out of the gate, that's for sure.

Great suggestions (please, God, make them happen.)

Dismiss all Obama appointees and any hires he has recommended, to a person.

Oh yeah. Roach Motels everywhere; exorcism might not be a bad idea either.

[Delhi Rebels]

You might want to check what the Constitution has to say on a couple of those.

[ottbmare]

I was being sarcastic. :-)

[Lazamataz]

You might want to check what the Constitution has to say on a couple of those

We've been through four years of ignoring the Consitution. I'd say we can handle one more.

[Lazamataz]

***LAZ FOR PRESIDENT***

If you are a female, and your screen name refers to your age, I *am* looking for a 'running mate'. :)

[Lazamataz]

[Delhi Rebels]

We've been through four years of ignoring the Consitution. I'd say we can handle one more.

Contempt for the Constitution is a liberal trait, not a conservative one.

[Abathar]

This is some great stuff Laz, it truly is.

[metesky]

Thank God it was you. When I saw the title I was sure it would be another journolista telling the Right what to do.

Good post.

[Lucky9teen]

While I am female, my screen name does not reflect my age. But wouldn't that be discriminatory, based on my age?

[Lazamataz]

Yer right. In the interest of avoiding a discrimination lawsuit, I shall hit it.

[Lazamataz]

Thank you sir!

[Lazamataz]

Thank you very much!

[tnlibertarian]

I have a dilemma. While I would like to be added to your ping list, I am not quite sure how I would feel about being one of Laz’s ‘satisfied customers.’

[Lazamataz]

My post back was slightly smart-assed, so let’s get serious. Specify which items you find to be in violation of the Constitution, and why?

[Lazamataz]

Trust me. Being one of my Satisfied Customers will give you the most gratified, longest-lasting grins to ever appear on your face.

[knarf]

I sent this to my well travelled brother;

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" You’d be amazed how many countries think America has a majority black population because of all the sports, music and Hollywood stars they see in media. They’re flabbergasted when I say; “blacks only make-up 12% of the US population!”

Again, I’ve been to more geographical places in the world, than I haven’t been to. I consider myself a lucky person to be so well traveled. I’m always amazed when people think we’re just about of exBritish WASPS.

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He added

I would say to item 2 below:

REESTABLISH TIES WITH INTERNATIONAL ALLIES

1. Get our allies back. Announce to allies, privately, that an adult is back in charge, and then do things that will assure them we are on their side again.

2. Piss off our enemies. Announce, publicly, that Muslim extremist nations are on notice, and then kill the extremists lurking within.

That we target Iran first and foremost and indict the nuts in charge of “genocide by citation” and take all necessary action to bring them to justice. If bombs must be used, mark them; “Remember 1979!”

[Norm Lenhart]

Perhaps you could give a dissertation on the finer points of reloading ;)