Fixed it for you.
I have always like football, but rule changes have made the game go down hill. It hasn't been the same since the introduction of the forward pass (sarc).
“Never liked football. It wouldn’t break my heart to see it replaced with a sport with cultural value, like women’s nude beach volleyball.”
“But the thing you don’t realize is that there’s good naked and bad naked. Naked hair brushing - good. Naked crouching - bad.”