Posted on 09/23/2012 3:13:29 PM PDT by SmileRight
I strolled into my neighborhood Hallmark store looking for an appropriate card to send to some Middle East Muslims expressing my condolences for grievances they may have against my country and against Jews who might have offended them throughout the years. I saw the birthday cards, the grieving cards, those celebrating weddings, and others, but none fit my search. Neither did the clerk recall ever having seen such a card. I called her attention to the many apologies that President Obama has made to Muslims, and she agreed that there would seem to be a need for cards of this nature. I walked out shaking my head, wondering why...
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When we, the American public, are who he SHOULD be apologizing to for destroying our financial and social freedom!!
palmer: We're So Sorry
grovel to Mecca
hate Mecca to apologize for bad morning
Allah insults the prophet
Allah is deep measured
apologize if I upset you
somebody muslim
insulting to you.
Don’t give muslim lover believer Obama any more ideas or he will issue an executive order for Hallmark to print muslim apology cards.
They say hallmark has a card for every occasion. I know I was once able to find a valentine’s card for my teenage daughter, whom I was FURIOUS with, so I think maybe this author didn’t search long enough.
It can take me several hours to find the right card, for even the most mundane event. That’s why hubby won’t go with me to the card store any more.
Romney should run an ad with the apology ad we ran in Pakistan and then he should just say “I”m Mitt Romney, and I’ll never apologize for America”.
Really stick it in their ear.
Just send this Telegram to whomever you’re consoling: FU [stop] STRONG LETTER TO FOLLOW [stop]
See:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2935265/posts
The Muzzies have friends on both sides of the isle!
I’m so sorry Ole Pig Of Mine hope this finds you ill and dieing.. Hey it worked on the show Green Acres LOL..
[Fill in blank as appropriate. Fold at Dotted Line to simulate Bow.]
Nuke em till they glow
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Another
Muslim
Bit the dust
When he tried
To put
The hurt on US
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The Arab Spring
Has sprung
The grass has riz
Where last year’s
Batch
Of muslims is
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The muslim
Lets his
Whiskers sprout
It’s goats
Not girls
That he takes out
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The bearded devil
Is forced
To dwell
In caves while on
His way to Hell
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Muslim man
Is in barn
Kissing
Sheep is squealing
His wife
Still wishing
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Fatwa-Shave
Fatwa-Shave
Dad, can I plagiarize yours? I'd change the second line to "So's a firetruck" ... but then the last line would have to be changed too {evil grin}
By all means, go for it with my blessings!
I used to hate poetry
‘til I read this thread
Now I’m gonna love it
‘til I wake up dead.
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