[Happy Rain]

America is in a holy war with radical Islam and no Muslim nation can be trusted...we need a friendly country as a base of operations against the Islamists who will not rest until we, their “Great Satan” have been murdered, converted or enslaved.

Also, how are we going to do Armageddon if we don't have access to Armageddon? The buttes of Utah are not exactly Golgotha.

[Mach9]

I’d prefer Armageddon to occur without our help, and with the tribal jealousies over there it’s not just possible but inevitable that they’ll eliminate each other. Of course, there are a few other inconvenient details to work out. Not just the Navajos, but the Hopis.