Posted on 09/07/2012 8:00:21 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
Wonder if we can come up with 101 reasons a parrot would make a better president than Obama?
1. A parrot doesn’t require a teleprompter to speak a sentence.
2. A parrot will work for peanuts.
3. A parrot and its mate fly for free.
4. A parrot will defend its territory.
5. A parrot knows the value of nest eggs.
6. A parrot doesn’t appease. It eats peas.
7. When a parrot bows towards you and its tail is down it isn’t to show you respect it is to tell you to back off or prepare to get bitten.
8. When a parrot bows and the tail is up, look out below- unlike the current president a parrot doesn’t just ooze the stuff constantly.
9. It is rare for a parrot to say the words “I” or “me.”
10. When a parrot yells “cracker!” it is not a racist smear, it is an order.
11. A parrot never pulls the race card.
12. A parrot doesn’t beg. It just expects you to do your business while it does its business.
13. A parrot has never won a Nobel Peace prize for doing absolutely nothing.
14. A parrot will never ban french fries.
15. A parrot never looks for itself in the newspaper.
16. A parrot can drop a message into the newspapers even if the press is biased.
17. A parrot can open a beer can with its beak.
18. When is the last time a parrot made an embarassing plea for the Olympic Games?
19. Parrots don’t golf.
20. Parrots aren’t addicted to taxpayer funded wagyu beef.
21. A parrot has no way to profit from insider information.
22. A parrot will never knowingly lie.
23. The First Hen will not attempt to raise your children.
The President walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
Bartender asks, “where’d you get THAT?!?”
Parrot says: “Kenya!”
A Muslim, a communist, and an illegal alien walk into a bar.
The bartender says “What’ll it be, Mr President?”
The Avian war on women continues.
Gotta keep ‘em birdfoot and pregnant.
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