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Venom from world's deadliest spider could cure erectile dysfunction within 20 minutes
Daily Mail ^ | 07:08 EST, 29 August 2012 | Pat Hagan

Posted on 08/29/2012 9:38:59 PM PDT by null and void

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I’ll bet that one bite by that nasty looking spider would make the front of your pants bulge immediately...the back of your pants too!


61 posted on 08/30/2012 4:18:50 AM PDT by DH (Once the tainted finger of government touches anything the rot begins)
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I spied her...I sighed....

I spidered.....She cried!

62 posted on 08/30/2012 4:28:42 AM PDT by DainBramage
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Wonder what this spider-bite treatment costs? Might be cheaper to just buy a bigger truck.


63 posted on 08/30/2012 4:31:16 AM PDT by LearsFool ("Thou shouldst not have been old, till thou hadst been wise.")
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So now it has two reasons to be called the banana spider


64 posted on 08/30/2012 4:33:31 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (Hopey changey Low emission unicorns and a crap sandwich)
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“Take a pitchur and share first, please?”

I don’t see it this morning. Maybe a bird got it? Woulda taken an eagle though!


65 posted on 08/30/2012 4:55:31 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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Slow news week? They seem to drag this story out every so often.


66 posted on 08/30/2012 5:09:44 AM PDT by Moltke ("I am Dr. Sonderborg," he said, "and I don't want any nonsense.")
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Costume sold separately.

67 posted on 08/30/2012 5:24:29 AM PDT by ZOOKER ( Exploring the fine line between cynicism and outright depression)
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The itsy bitty spider ran up the water spout
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain
And all of the wives are smilin’ once again.


68 posted on 08/30/2012 6:23:22 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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can’t wait to hear the two-minute long list of adverse side effects in THAT commercial!


69 posted on 08/30/2012 6:24:59 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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And worse. . .


70 posted on 08/30/2012 6:25:25 AM PDT by doberville
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” ...then you die. Happy. “

Yeah, but they can’t close the coffin lid.


71 posted on 08/30/2012 6:40:35 AM PDT by Humble Servant (Work for the most conservative one in the race, and keep up the pressure.)
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Side effects may include some loss of motor, circulatory, and brain functions.


72 posted on 08/30/2012 9:34:16 AM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Monarchy is the one system of government where power is exercised for the good of all - Aristotle)
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One would need the new VistaDome coffin...


73 posted on 08/30/2012 9:57:53 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1319 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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Doesn’t an erection always result in some loss of brain function?


74 posted on 08/30/2012 9:59:23 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1319 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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