Venom from world's deadliest spider could cure erectile dysfunction within 20 minutes

Daily Mail ^ | 07:08 EST, 29 August 2012 | Pat Hagan

[Age of Reason]

For these men, the only other options are to inject drugs straight into the penis, or use a pump that manually increases blood supply to the organ.

Neither is very popular.

Well, duuuh.

[crazydad]

Ok that is something I have yet to see in the ER, but I damn sure would not want to come across a bit dick. EEEK! I hate spiders.

[dfwgator]

or use a pump that manually increases blood supply to the organ.

[zeestephen]

Tobey Maguire was bitten by a spider.

All he got was a movie contract.

[crazydad]

Ok that is something I have yet to see in the ER, but I damn sure would not want to come across a bit dick. EEEK! I hate spiders.

[NoCmpromiz]

is a photo of Hillary

OR a photo of

Helen Thomases..

[JediJones]

I didn’t think rigormortus worked so fast or had those effects

Now Egypt can amend their new law to also allow women to have conjugal visits when their husbands are in the morgue.

[Mike Darancette]

Is that a spider in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?

[MHGinTN]

Toby?... I live alone with one cat. This sounds like it could have a man climbing the walls alright. Think I’ll just pass on this one.

[Migraine]

It’s not exactly impressive that rats got boners from this potion. If I’m not mistaken, when a rat gets a boner, it really is a bone. So what’s so impressive?

[haroldeveryman]

How many weiners per spider bite can Weiner twitter ?

[Doogle]

"....once they figure out how to stop the urge to eat flies and live under your porch....I might try it just for laughs and the way it makes you walk funny"

[DemforBush]

For these men, the only other options are to inject drugs straight into the penis, or use a pump that manually increases blood supply to the organ. Neither is very popular.

Gee, I can't imagine why???

[RichInOC]

This has been one of the longest-lasting, most painful elections ever.

[expat1000]

This has been one of the longest-lasting, most painful elections ever.

That's the winner right there!

[Right Wing Assault]

Hey Mr Tallyman,

It's "come" Mr. Tallyman. If the Tallyman comes, he must know the secret.

[Carriage Hill]

"It is also known as the banana spider because of its habit of stowing away in shipments of the fruit."

I saw one in a local Giant Supermarket's fuit-veg section, last year, got the other customers back and notified the mgr. It was a big one!

They called in the local LEOs & Health Dept Inspector, while I got a can of Raid® off a nearby aisle's shelf and sprayed it. Problem solved. Fruit-veg section shut-down for a day for inspection and new procedures instituted.

[Gargantua]

Yeah, no sh*t. A guy can't have an "erectile dysfunction" when his whole body is "stiff..."

Doh!

;-\

[Gargantua]

“rigor mortis”

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

[T]he only other options are to inject drugs straight into the penis, or use a pump that manually increases blood supply to the organ. Neither is very popular.

Not very popular? Gee. I wonder why?