Boonsong Blue ,everybody knows one.
better service through superior firepower
Back before I retired, if I took my secretary out to dinner, and then shot her with a machine gun, both my boss, and my wife would have been really, really mad.
She ordered mee krob and they brought her sum dum prik instead.
..she wouldn’t eat the mushrooms
Boonsong Kowawisarat
NRA Uzi Safety Rules:
1. ALWAYS keep the Uzi pointed in a safe direction when dining with your secretary.
2. ALWAYS keep your finger off the trigger during meals until ready to shoot.
3. ALWAYS keep the Uzi unloaded during lunch until ready to use.
It’s a shame Thailand does not have an NRA, or he would have known how to have a safe rendezvous with his secretary.
I hate it when that happens. Do you know how hard it is to find a new secretary?
ummm....uhh....
Waiter:
“Morny. Ruin sorbees”
Boonsong:
“Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service”
Waiter:
“Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??”
Boonsong:
“Uh..yes..I’d like some bacon and eggs”
Waiter:
“Ow July den?”
Boonsong:
“What??”
Waiter:
“Ow July den?...pry,boy, pooch?”
Boonsong:
“Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.”
Waiter:
“Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?”
Boonsong:
“Crisp will be fine.”
Waiter:
“Hokay. An San toes?”
Boonsong:
“What???”
Waiter:
“San toes. July San toes?”
Boonsong:
“Uhh... I don’t think so”
Waiter:
“No? Judo one toes??”
Boonsong:
“I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo one toes’ means.”
Waiter:
“Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?”
Boonsong:
“Oh, English muffin!! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘Toast.’ Fine.” Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”
Waiter:
“We bother?”
Boonsong:
“No. Just put the bother on the side.”
Waiter:
“Wad?”
Boonsong:
“I mean butter...just put it on the side.”
Waiter:
“Copy?”
Boonsong:
“Sorry???”
Waiter:
“Copy...tea...mill?”
Boonsong:
“Yes. Coffee please, and that’s all.”
Waiter:
“One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??”
Boonsong:
“Whatever you say.”
Waiter:
“Tendjewberrymud.”
Bonnsong:
“EFF YOU! Do not call me a Jew....” ( Boonsong , a Muslim,draws Uzi and racks in a round, it goes off shooting Boonsong’s Secretary)
Waiter: July san toes?
thai chi-ka no fok ba-sah no mo.
Some things are simply inappropriate for the supper table, and brandishing your submachine gun is one of them. Young people simply are not taught the basics of etiquette these days.
As unfunny as this tragedy is in human terms, I still can't read this line with a straight face. It sounds like a Monty Python or National Lampoon punch line.
(I may be dating myself, but it's better than going out alone...?)
8^|
It was just one of those things:
He asked for her opinion of Shinawatra, and she thought he said Sinatra.
Things went downhill from there ...
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One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy.
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble.
Can't be too careful with your company.
I can feel the devil walking next to me.
1. Just how bad was the service or food that the Thai Prime Minister felt it appropriate to pull out a gun?
2. Anyone remember that Thailand complained about rowdy American servicemen during the Vietnam conflict. I don’t think any of them did anything like this.
3. I apologize for all the bad things I thought about the fitness of the sub commander, who knocked up his mistress and then faked his death to get rid of her. This is much worse.
“I always take a submachine gun to the restaurant.”
Probably not a bad precaution, sadly enough.
If they brought me what they brought the guy in this Thai movie, I'd shoot someone too.“I always take a submachine gun to the restaurant. Must have been some bad food! “
Just like Eddie Murphy said in “Beverly Hills Cop,” “Nothing like a warm Uzi!”