Waiter:
“Morny. Ruin sorbees”
Boonsong:
“Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service”
Waiter:
“Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??”
Boonsong:
“Uh..yes..I’d like some bacon and eggs”
Waiter:
“Ow July den?”
Boonsong:
“What??”
Waiter:
“Ow July den?...pry,boy, pooch?”
Boonsong:
“Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.”
Waiter:
“Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?”
Boonsong:
“Crisp will be fine.”
Waiter:
“Hokay. An San toes?”
Boonsong:
“What???”
Waiter:
“San toes. July San toes?”
Boonsong:
“Uhh... I don’t think so”
Waiter:
“No? Judo one toes??”
Boonsong:
“I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo one toes’ means.”
Waiter:
“Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?”
Boonsong:
“Oh, English muffin!! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘Toast.’ Fine.” Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”
Waiter:
“We bother?”
Boonsong:
“No. Just put the bother on the side.”
Waiter:
“Wad?”
Boonsong:
“I mean butter...just put it on the side.”
Waiter:
“Copy?”
Boonsong:
“Sorry???”
Waiter:
“Copy...tea...mill?”
Boonsong:
“Yes. Coffee please, and that’s all.”
Waiter:
“One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??”
Boonsong:
“Whatever you say.”
Waiter:
“Tendjewberrymud.”
Bonnsong:
“EFF YOU! Do not call me a Jew....” ( Boonsong , a Muslim,draws Uzi and racks in a round, it goes off shooting Boonsong’s Secretary)
Waiter: July san toes?
That is hilarious.
8^D
Tendjewberrymud...
ROFLMAO!
Outstanding...seems like only yesterday or so that I have had similar conversations....
Lady from Tokyo was visiting NYC and the hotel told her the bank had a better exchange rate for her yen.
First time she went in the rate was 75-1, 2nd time 80-1, 3rd time 70-1.
“What the matta? yestiday I got 80-1 today 70-1 - You cheat”
“Fluctuations!”
“Fluckyouamericans”
ROTFL