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Chick-fil-A Introduces New Hate Sauce
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Andy-Borowitz ^ | 08-01-2012 | Andy-Borowitz

Posted on 08/01/2012 8:21:20 PM PDT by Maelstorm

Customers across the nation who turned out for Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day were in for a surprise, as the chicken restaurant chose today to launch a new product,

Hate Sauce...

(Excerpt) Read more at facebook.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: chickfila; homosexualagenda; lgbt; sourcetitlenoturl
This Guy needs to eat more chicken.Talk about sour grapes. Gays don't lose with grace.
1 posted on 08/01/2012 8:21:29 PM PDT by Maelstorm
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2 posted on 08/01/2012 8:24:14 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: Maelstorm

Mmmmmm, hate sauce! :-D


3 posted on 08/01/2012 8:24:17 PM PDT by TheBigB (Hippie liberal chick: "What do I do about birth control?" Me: "Just use your personality.")
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To: Maelstorm
I think he has confused disgust with hate.
4 posted on 08/01/2012 8:24:17 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Maelstorm

Somebody needs to tell him hate is a two way street. They hate another bersons beliefs so therefore their vocal opposition to our thoughts is hate speech.


5 posted on 08/01/2012 8:25:28 PM PDT by timlilje
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6 posted on 08/01/2012 8:28:00 PM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: Maelstorm

Poor little Andy. I hate it when homosexuals throw tantrums in public. LOL!!! You tell ‘em Andy! “Hate sauce”! “Hate! Hate! Hate!” Crybaby.


7 posted on 08/01/2012 8:28:36 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (The NRA did not create James "The Joker" Holmes. Harvey Weinstein's Hollywood did.)
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Never heard of him and I’m sorry I gave his page traffic.


8 posted on 08/01/2012 8:30:13 PM PDT by Tanniker Smith (Rome didn't fall in a day, either.)
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LOLOLOLOL

9 posted on 08/01/2012 8:31:18 PM PDT by onyx (FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Where does one even begin...
“aren Orr I’m so sick of mealy mouthed cowards who deal in some level of bigotry, justified by your religion or something else and you don’t have the guts to call it what it is. Bigotry = hate. Period. Sure, you have the right to your opinion, and the right to express it. But if your opinion, in any way, condemns someone for exercising their right to live as they choose, when they are in no way infringing on your rights, then your opinion = hate. Deal with it. Own it. STOP BEING A FXXXXXX COWARD.

And when someone condemns your opinion as bigoted and hateful that is NOT the same thing as you condemning their lifestyle, and their right to live as they choose. Which makes you an IGNORANT, bigoted coward, to boot.”

There is no way to ‘coexsist’ with this level of stupidity. We really need to create some kind of state based employment/real estate exchange so that we can trade with others to put all the libs on one side of the countryand the normal people on the other before the violence gets out of control.

And then let them do whatever they like. After we mine the border between the two.


10 posted on 08/01/2012 8:33:54 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: onyx

11 posted on 08/01/2012 8:38:02 PM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: Maelstorm

To use a aged cliche; this guy calls himself a comedian... he’s about as funny as a heart attack.


12 posted on 08/01/2012 8:38:22 PM PDT by Positive (Nothing is sadder than to see a beautiful theory murdered by a gang of brutal facts.)
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To: Norm Lenhart

Every business in this country that is owned by constitution loving people should post signs in their windows that they are against gay marriage. The government can stop a business from discrimating, but it can’t stop us from shopping where we want to shop. J.C. Penny is learning that the hard way.


13 posted on 08/01/2012 8:40:34 PM PDT by Terry Mross (To My Kin and Former Friends: Do not contact me if you still love obama.)
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To: BenLurkin

It’s just normal *sane* human repulsion experienced when faced with something horribly unnatural.


14 posted on 08/01/2012 8:45:36 PM PDT by Salamander (I laugh to myself at the men and the ladies who never conceived of us billion dollar babies.)
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To: Terry Mross

I’ve said it in other posts, but if businesses don’t do that or something like it concerning all the lib BS, they are just contributing to their own demise.

The hiring part? In this economy, there is no reason to hire a lib when so many conservatives are out of work.

The ‘service’ part? Throw out and prosecute fully any lib disrupting your business.

Churches: Why allow people intentionally working against the bible to stay in the flock? Excommunicate them.

It goes on and on. We can bend over and take it from the left while they do it to us or we can fight for our very survival. Because eventually we will have the 1930s all over again. And it did not end up so well for several countries and millions of people the last time.

People pooh pooh that as overheated BS. But anyone who has read and studied history sees what is coming. It’s all happened many times before. And it WILL happen again.


15 posted on 08/01/2012 8:48:16 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: timlilje

He hates Christians


16 posted on 08/01/2012 8:56:14 PM PDT by yldstrk ( That is corrMy heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Liberals are intolerant of anyone who doesn’t think like they do - they’re a bunch of bigots. Ignorant, puffed up bigots. We have the right to believe in traditional marriage. Really.


17 posted on 08/01/2012 8:56:50 PM PDT by GOPJ (Political correctness is simply George Orwell's Newspeak by a non-threatening name. FR- Bernard Marx)
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To: GOPJ

Americans are tired of the “In Your Face” BS currently being spewed by the homosexuals and the illegal alien invaders.


18 posted on 08/01/2012 8:59:23 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (The NRA did not create James "The Joker" Holmes. Harvey Weinstein's Hollywood did.)
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To: Maelstorm

Who’s Andy?


19 posted on 08/01/2012 9:06:21 PM PDT by the_daug
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To: Maelstorm

>> Gays don’t lose with grace.

Angry, intolerant homosexuals — not very jolly, certainly no grace.


20 posted on 08/01/2012 9:12:31 PM PDT by Gene Eric (Demoralization is a weapon of the enemy. Don't get it, don't spread it!)
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To: Maelstorm
Liberals are emotional and don't really think about things. They either love something or hate it, and they think everyone is like them. I'm thinking of putting in one of those `lefty' lawns next spring. It cuts itself. Democrats put it in ... Hey! Green side up!
21 posted on 08/01/2012 9:16:46 PM PDT by tumblindice (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: Maelstorm

Jeez, the radical homosexuals are nuts.


22 posted on 08/01/2012 9:17:49 PM PDT by DallasBiff
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To: Maelstorm

That was lame, even for Borowitz, and that’s saying something. To hate him, I’d have to be a lot more interested in him than I am.


23 posted on 08/01/2012 9:18:58 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Maelstorm

Not going to go to this asswads site and give him traffic.
I did go to a Chick-Fil-A with several thousand fellow citizens of my county today. It was good. It was even better seeing the outstanding show of support across the nation for deceny and morality. The homosexuals will be losing sleep tonite!


24 posted on 08/01/2012 9:54:05 PM PDT by SECURE AMERICA (Where can I sign up for the New American Revolution and the Crusades 2012?)
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To: Maelstorm

“..the secret ingredient in the Doofenshmirtz family meatloaf recipe is hate. Usually it’s ‘love’, but Great- Grandma Gretel had issues.”

—Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz


25 posted on 08/01/2012 10:08:19 PM PDT by Rinnwald
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To: Maelstorm
The queers handed Chick-fil-A millions of dollars in free advertising with their hate speech.

Now Chick-fil-a is crying all the way to the bank from the records sales.

26 posted on 08/01/2012 10:11:17 PM PDT by TYVets (Pure-Gas.org ..... ethanol free gasoline by state and city)
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To: Maelstorm

More cow bell and more chicken.

He’s way too indoctrinated.


27 posted on 08/01/2012 10:15:42 PM PDT by Puckster
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To: Maelstorm
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Crowd outside Chick-fil-A in Corpus Christi, Texas.

The local news said all locations of Chick-fil-a estimated that they did double the business today!

You did a good think, Rev Huck!

Local video

http://www.kiiitv.com/category/194871/video?clipId=7569588&autostart=true

28 posted on 08/01/2012 10:18:28 PM PDT by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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To: smoothsailing

Moochelle with the Chick-fil-A sack on her head gave me a real laugh. Thanks!


29 posted on 08/01/2012 10:20:02 PM PDT by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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To: musicman

That with Gene Wilder/caption is so clever!


30 posted on 08/01/2012 10:22:10 PM PDT by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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To: Puckster
More cow bell and more chicken.

That might be the seed for a great idea. We need cow bells for a counter protest to the "kiss-in". When they begin their stupidity, everyone start walking towards them ringing cowbells and laughing. I think the laughing would come easy. Just a thought.
31 posted on 08/01/2012 10:22:35 PM PDT by PA Engineer ("We're not programs, Gerty, We're People")
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We need cow bells for a counter protest to the "kiss-in". When they begin their stupidity, everyone start walking towards them ringing cowbells and laughing. I think the laughing would come easy. Just a thought.

Excellent idea !!!

Get this out quickly !

32 posted on 08/01/2012 10:41:38 PM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
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To: Norm Lenhart
But if your opinion, in any way, condemns someone for exercising their right to live as they choose, when they are in no way infringing on your rights, then your opinion = hate

And if these people were not constantly infringing on our rights, no one would bother them.

They want us to spend tax dollars to cure a disease they could eliminate for free. They want to use the state to punish us for not respecting a manner of life condemned by our culture for millennia. They want to be free to recruit others into a lifestyle that is corrosive by every objective standard. They want to be accorded the same legal advantages as families that grow the society, for "families" that simply re-parse existing members of the society.

Indeed, they seek to restructure our whole society to make it more accommodating to themselves.

That's not "in no way infringing." It's a Sci-Fi movie plot.

33 posted on 08/01/2012 10:55:47 PM PDT by papertyger ("And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if..."))
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To: PA Engineer
Or, humor them with a period reenactment with a town crier, cow bell and stocks.....whereby the town crier yells:

“Here ye, here ye, all sodomites please proceed to the stocks for your nightly containment”!

I wonder how many would remain around for the protest....even if it was presented in an over-the-top in jesting manner?

But then, I guess only the liberals get to jest the conservatives and that's alright.

34 posted on 08/02/2012 1:11:29 AM PDT by Puckster
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To: Maelstorm

As opposed to the lieberals “weak sauce”.

They just need to face up to the fact that the nation just told the alternative lifestyle crybabies to STFU.


35 posted on 08/02/2012 5:23:11 AM PDT by Molon Labbie (Prep. Now. Live Healthy, take your Shooting Iron daily.)
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To: patriot08

36 posted on 08/02/2012 5:50:00 AM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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