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Think I found an intersting and funny 1st Post. Hope thi is the right place for it.

Funny but true.

While it appears many Americans are apathetic about Islam and the danger it poses, Wild Bill has come up with something which might wake up those who are sitting around and ignoring what is going on: That under Islam, we would all lose our "right" to enjoy 2 of life's greatest pleasures (Ok, maybe some others, such as marriage, children, etc.): "Bacon and Beer" or any other pork products or adult beverages.

Enjoy

1 posted on 08/01/2012 5:59:41 AM PDT by neveralib
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To: neveralib

Funny stuff.


2 posted on 08/01/2012 6:14:47 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (I didn't post this. Someone else did.)
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To: neveralib

Islam is incompatible with free peoples everywhere.

Here in the US, it is doing it’s best recruiting right where the most disenfranchised and militant citizens are: prison and in low income neighborhoods.

Some of those citizens have no issue giving up bacon and beer now that they have a focus...


3 posted on 08/01/2012 6:16:33 AM PDT by Molon Labbie (Prep. Now. Live Healthy, take your Shooting Iron daily.)
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To: neveralib

I would call it appropriate.

I Luv Bacon and my wife won’t wear a burka.


4 posted on 08/01/2012 6:21:28 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: neveralib

Yep. Put it into simple, elementary terms Americans can understand. Under Islam:

1. You can’t buy beer.
2. You can’t smoke pot.
3. You can’t have a tattoo.
4. You can’t have bacon.
5. You can’t have a dog.
6. You can’t download porn.
7. (If you’re a woman) You can’t drive a car.
8. (If you’re a woman) You have to wear a tent.
9. No more Hooters.
10. No more NFL, NASCAR, UFC, WWF or anything else deemed “un-Islamic.”
11. (If you’re homosexual) You’re dead.


5 posted on 08/01/2012 6:32:17 AM PDT by ScottinVA (Buying Drain-O requires photo I.D... yet voting doesn't???)
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To: neveralib

Sooner or later American Queerdom and Islam will clash in some event of major proportions.

The MSM is dreading this day but I can’t wait.


6 posted on 08/01/2012 6:43:59 AM PDT by Gasshog (Tragically,Obama ate the blue dog...)
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To: neveralib

Thanks, pretty funny


7 posted on 08/01/2012 6:45:04 AM PDT by sunny48
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To: neveralib

Wild Bill makes a good case on why radical islamist will never succeed (at least not in our lifetime) to take over America. For while we are a tolerant people there is a limit as to what cherished freedoms we will give up, most notably (other than our weapons) is what we can consume and among the most tasty (IMHO) are pork products although a good steak is hard to beat. And though there is nothing wrong with a glass of wine or mixed drink, again a nice cold beer must be at or near the top of the list for beverages of choice for “real” Americans.


8 posted on 08/01/2012 6:45:49 AM PDT by neveralib
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I was at a Micro Brew Beer Festival last weekend, and one of the brewers had made Bacon Stout. It ran out before I had a chance to try it. Maybe that is prophetic?


9 posted on 08/01/2012 6:48:38 AM PDT by kevslisababy
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bmfl


10 posted on 08/01/2012 6:49:39 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: neveralib
I was at Disneyland last month and it was hot. Of course you are in Southern CA and its July.

Anyways the place is full of Arab creeps, they are wearing shorts, A-shirts and over-sized sunglasses. Meanwhile they make their women wear tents made of what can only be described as black upholstery fabric. It had to be incredibly uncomfortable.

Later we went to a water park in Wisconsin. There are the men swimming with the kids in swim trunks, the women are sitting by the side sweltering in the black tents. Why do they put up with this?

11 posted on 08/01/2012 7:22:02 AM PDT by Last Dakotan
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To: neveralib

Bacon - Is there anything it can't do?


12 posted on 08/01/2012 7:25:19 AM PDT by Iron Munro ("Jiggle the Handle for Barry!")
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To: neveralib

I wish the Truett family would open a chain of rib joints and place one next door to every mosque...


14 posted on 08/01/2012 7:36:22 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: neveralib

They have to get past my gun before they can take my breakfast..

(Bacon and beer....)


15 posted on 08/01/2012 7:53:26 AM PDT by cableguymn (For the first time in my life. I fear my country's government.)
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