Yep. Put it into simple, elementary terms Americans can understand. Under Islam:
1. You can’t buy beer.
2. You can’t smoke pot.
3. You can’t have a tattoo.
4. You can’t have bacon.
5. You can’t have a dog.
6. You can’t download porn.
7. (If you’re a woman) You can’t drive a car.
8. (If you’re a woman) You have to wear a tent.
9. No more Hooters.
10. No more NFL, NASCAR, UFC, WWF or anything else deemed “un-Islamic.”
11. (If you’re homosexual) You’re dead.