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The zombie apocalypse is coming courtesy of bath salts, available over the counter at your local quickie-mart!

1 posted on 07/07/2012 7:08:31 AM PDT by Drew68
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Hey who doesn’t want to use drugs that make crap sound like a tasty alternative to human flesh?


2 posted on 07/07/2012 7:11:07 AM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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This nut was trying to act out “ESAD.”


3 posted on 07/07/2012 7:11:16 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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It’s too bad people nowadays don’t recognize demon possession, even when it bites them in the face. Sure, blame it on “bath salts.”


4 posted on 07/07/2012 7:11:25 AM PDT by WXRGina (Further up and further in!)
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Part of the new food pyramid?


8 posted on 07/07/2012 7:16:19 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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Cops: Gwinnett man ate feces after snorting bath salts

Hey Obama! Snort bath salts!

9 posted on 07/07/2012 7:25:32 AM PDT by Lazamataz (People who resort to Godwin's Law are just like Hitler.)
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How did my wife end up cooking him dinner?


10 posted on 07/07/2012 7:25:43 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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I have a septic tank needing his services if available.


11 posted on 07/07/2012 7:26:02 AM PDT by bikerman (Obama lied,economy died.)
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“Hammond (who consumed his own feces) dropped the knife before the officer came, and Hammond’s brother took it back in the house, according to the report.”

I hope he washed his hands real well after handling that object. Yuk.


12 posted on 07/07/2012 7:27:24 AM PDT by Carriage Hill (All libs and most dems think that life is just a sponge bath, with a happy ending.)
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Gwinnett man ate feces after snorting bath salts

Well, it would be even weirder if he did it before snorting the bath salts.

14 posted on 07/07/2012 7:30:06 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Roger Taney? Not a bad Chief Justice. John Roberts? A really awful Chief Justice.)
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"You eat $%^t for breakfast?"

16 posted on 07/07/2012 7:34:15 AM PDT by USNBandit (sarcasm engaged at all times)
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This just in: Government bans bathrooms.


17 posted on 07/07/2012 7:37:36 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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20% of Baraq’s supporters lay awake at night worried about undetectable trace amounts of pollutants in our food and drinking water.

And 10% of Baraq’s supporters are eating sh!t.

God help us all.............


18 posted on 07/07/2012 7:39:14 AM PDT by nascarnation
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Gwinnett man ate feces after snorting bath salts

Officer, can you describe the type of grin the man had?

20 posted on 07/07/2012 7:49:55 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (If a gay guy wants a man date, give him a tax.)
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Hammond chased after the car as the officer pulled away.

Was the officer Barney Fife?

21 posted on 07/07/2012 7:51:04 AM PDT by bgill
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man ate feces after snorting bath salts

Faces, feces. There must've been a typo on the label.

24 posted on 07/07/2012 8:29:56 AM PDT by Hunton Peck (The patient is bleeding to death! Apply more leeches!)
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Nah—he is a good boy, turnin’ his life around. In fact, one of obama’s sons.


25 posted on 07/07/2012 8:37:00 AM PDT by freeangel ( (free speech is only good until someone else doesn't like it)
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I’m waiting for proof that this only happened after bath salts. I suspect this behavior isn’t really new for this puppy.


27 posted on 07/07/2012 9:25:36 AM PDT by Steamburg (The contents of your wallet is the only language Politicians understand.)
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Say...that guy looks like he could be Obama’s son.


28 posted on 07/07/2012 9:35:23 AM PDT by SamAdams76
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At least it wasn’t someone’s face!


29 posted on 07/07/2012 9:46:19 AM PDT by Crucial (Tolerance at the expense of equal treatment is the path to tyranny.)
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Can we dub this the ‘total loser drug’?


30 posted on 07/07/2012 11:11:03 AM PDT by GOPJ (Speak truth to lies - to ignorance. Speak honesty to corruption . Stand-up to liberal elite liars..)
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