Posted on 07/03/2012 9:08:58 AM PDT by Mozilla
Following in the footsteps of fellow conservative Glenn Beck, it appears that former Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain is staking out his own terrain in the internet television world with a project called “Cain TV.” While much of the details are not available yet, Cain has teased that he will discussed the matter today on the Hannity radio show, launched a Twitter and Facebook site and, most importantly, a trailer. The trailer is the best and worst thing you will see all day.
“Cain TV is Real American Everything!” the words shout through the screen. Then a bunch of Sandra Fluke stuff happens, but not before the preview of Streets Smarts with Lewis Brown. “I’m Lou Brown, and my mouth don’t write no checks my ass can’t cash,” says a man sitting on the sidewalk. Then CGI Ronald Reagan appears, following by Do As I Say, a show about “hypocrites” like Michael Moore and George Soros. The preview then inexplicably shifts gears to “family” programming, with some sort of turtle cartoon. It continues in this vein for some time– random people who don’t introduce themselves vaguely threatening to be funny hastily edited alongside pseudo-political cartoons– until the man himself, Herman Cain appears. “We are not stupid!” he declares, and he certainly has the large font to prove it. He also quotes Benjamin Franklin a bit.
Cain TV appears to have it all– it is a piñata bursting with that sweetest type of lunacy that is the allspice of our political process. There is nothing left to say about this, save: “let’s give a lamb a gun.”
Watch the trailer below:
Former Cain supporter ping.
Go Herman! I love this guy. Nobody made more unusual or memorable commercials.
It’ll be interesting to see what this is all about.
“Let’s give the Lamb a Gun!”
I love that quote!
“Let’s give the Lamb a Gun!”
...to contest the vote.
I’ve heard the first part (two wolves and a lamb) but never the liberty part - gun/contest.
Love it.
I will definitely subscribe to CainTV. Beck lost me awhile back when he would bash Gingrich and give Mitt a light love tap. I hadn’t listened to Beck in months and happened to switch it on for the SCOTUS healthcare ruling and he was still bashing Gingrich.
I would have loved a Gingrich/Cain or Cain/Gingrich ticket.But no.....someone(Romney)had to be a wealthy liar with wealthy liar friends(Drudge,Coulter,GOP-e, et al).
I’ll tune in.
I hope it will be on Roku.
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