Nanodiamond
I can see it now......Try New & Improved Tide! Now with NANODIAMONDS!.............
“What are you complaining about, honey? You always said you wanted diamonds, lots of diamonds...”
Nanodiamonds, pieces of carbon less than ten-thousandths the diameter of a human hair, have been found to help loosen crystallized fat from surfaces...
Or you can use hot water for your wash like almost every civilized household has done for the past 100 years.
Sheesh, this crap sounds so expensive that it will lead to disposable clothes.
They are also putting nanodiamonds in gun oil.
The concept is that the little round diamonds embed themselves in the microscopic troughs in the metal surface and make for a smoother lubricant.
According to gun-tests the product works but only after enough wear has take place to allow the diamonds to fit in the metal.
A brand new tight fitting weapon may not be the best place to use the oil.
Ten or fifteen years down the line, these same guys will be worrying about nanodiamond pollution in our lakes and streams.
Just add a pinch of phosphates to your wash powder and your clothes will be clean at low temps like they used to be (before phosphates were removed from cleaning products).
I’ll go with ‘Skin Cancer and Lung Disease’ for 400...
But, but...I thought “carbon” was bad for the environment. I’ll keep using phosphates and hot water, thanks. After working for years in a hospital where I had to pick up my scrubs washed in the hospital laundry because water / dryer temperatures at home were too low, F ‘em.
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