Posted on 06/14/2012 2:34:18 PM PDT by Hojczyk
Fixing the economy will be put off for a few hours this evening: President Obama will be busy shaking down some celebriguests attending a fundraising dinner hosted by Sarah Jessica Parker and Anna Wintour at Parker's New York City home.
Tickets cost $40,000, about as much as the average person makes in a year. For donating all that money, what kind of party favors do these guests get? We can't afford to attend ourselves to find out firsthand, and even if we could, journalistic principles would bar us from going in the first place.
So we're left to imagine what Obama's uber supporters are paying for:
For $10,000: Matthew Broderick will sit next to you. For $5,000, you'll share a table with Will Smith. For $50, Joe Biden will watch you eat and tell you it's a "big f***king meal."
For $2,000: Obama will give you a personal shout-out at the beginning of his speech. For $4,000, he'll serenade you with three seconds of Al Green. For bundling a half-million dollars for his re-election campaign, he'll make you the ambassador to England.
Donate $30,000, and you'll get the cell phone number of super PAC major domo Bill Burton, but only after working through a series of increasingly complex clues to throw the Federal Election Commission off track.
For $9,000: Mayor Cory Booker will light your table on fire, then carry you out of the house on his shoulders. And for an extra two grand, he'll write you a job recommendation for Bain Capital.
If Fifth Avenue is packed and you're running late, for $5,000 the president will call you in your car and tell you that "the traffic is doing fine."
(Excerpt) Read more at abcnews.go.com ...
This is a statement on their ticker (ABC)
Speech, Rinse, Repeat in Ohio
hahaha
Wow... I really want to have an overpriced non talented 'actor' sitting next to me...
fundraising dinner hosted by Sarah Jessica Parker and Anna Wintour at Parker's New York City home.
Does anyone know if her home value went down in the OBLAME-O recession??
OUCH!
Amazing how often Barack Hussein Obama goes sucking on the Hollywood teat.
Amazing how often Barack Hussein Obama goes sucking on the Hollywood teat.
And tomorrow, “The Won” will be back on the stump bit**ing, whining and moaning about the 1%. The next Romney ad writes itself with this level of Liberal hypocrisy.
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