[eyedigress]

Your seat belt is off. Is there a reason for that?

[HiTech RedNeck]

“Oh hello occifer, did I mention that this is a Channel 9 News Car? The camera appreciates your smile.”

(duck’n & runn’n!!)

[Ken H]

My seat belt is always on. With a question like that, I conclude he's going to be a real prick, so I ask if I'm free to go. If he persists, I tell him I am going to exercise my 5th Amendment rights, and I would ask for a supervisor.

What you would say initially, and how do you see that conversation playing out?