I think toots is still alive, there was an observation that her ashes that Obama tossed into the sea were in no way resembling human ashes, more like something out of a Hoover.
The scattering of the ashes of granny was an effective ruse for disposing of incriminating personal documents... right there in broad daylight. IIRC the act itself (dumping human ashes at the beach) was illegal.
If there is a true image on the internet of his COLB ,the most likely candidate is the above photo. What else went bye-bye with ol' Toot(s)?