Crap! The zombies apocalypse has begun!
Yes, and I have just the thing for you:
http://failblog.org/2012/01/28/white-trash-repairs-there-i-fixed-it-ak-chainsaw/
(By the way, Doublestar is located in my home county....)
I had to shoot two of em last week... they must hibernate in the winter
Seems to me Drudge missed the headline.. “It Begins - Zombie Attack in South Beach” would be better.