Posted on 05/27/2012 8:21:52 AM PDT by Renfield
MIAMI (CBSMiami) – Miami police shot and killed a man on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, and police sources told CBS4 they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal.
The bizarre shooting happened shortly after 2 p.m., when police responded to a 911 call about two naked men fighting on a bike path along the Causeway, which was packed with traffic on a busy holiday weekend....
(Excerpt) Read more at miami.cbslocal.com ...
If the officer had these, he'd only shot once.
Same sex Faceism has evolved.
One of them said, “Gimme somma yer dope, man.”
And the other one said, “Hah! Bite me!”
Poilce were called after the man stopped a passing motorist and asked: “Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”
“Were you shot while gnawing somebody’s face off? Did you suffer pain, embarassment and possibly death? The caring lawyers at the offices of Shyster, Finagle and Takem stand ready to help you get justice. The courts have ordered billions of dollars to be set aside by meth dealers to help pay you. If rats can gnaw on people’s faces, why can’t people gnaw on people’s faces? We’ll help you put an end to this discrimination. Call us today!”
Seems to me Drudge missed the headline.. “It Begins - Zombie Attack in South Beach” would be better.
This has become a man eat man world.
That in its-self is food for thought.
When you become confused and depressed, you get naked and run down the causeway.
When you run naked down the causeway, you meet other naked people on the causeway.
When you meet other naked people on the causeway, you become angry and start eating their face.
When you eat someone's face on the causeway, the police gun you down.
Don't get gunned down by the police while naked and eating another person's face.
Get Direct TV instead.
Gives new meaning to “suck face.”
Well, only because Obama ate the neighbors doggie
Bravo- Great post!
Don't count on that.
Hahaha!
Terrific Post.
Love those Direct TV commercials.
Be expecting a call from their ad dept.
Hard to say when art imitates life or vice versa anymore.
Sodomites and Muslims are the two riders of the Pale Horse of the Apocalypse: Death and Hades (Rev. 6:7-8). Once Sodomites control the West and Muslims control the East (both near completion), these two minions of Satan will turn on each other and conflagrate the earth, bringing the Apocalypse. Then the righteous will be taken to their glory in the Kingdom and the unrighteous will be “cast into the furnace of fire, where there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth” (Matt. 13:42). Alleluia!
Any pictures yet? Was the cause of the attack nature or nurture?
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