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Sources: Miami Police Shoot, Kill Man Eating Another Manís Face
CBS Local (Miami) ^ | 5-26-2012

Posted on 05/27/2012 8:21:52 AM PDT by Renfield

MIAMI (CBSMiami) – Miami police shot and killed a man on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, and police sources told CBS4 they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal.

The bizarre shooting happened shortly after 2 p.m., when police responded to a 911 call about two naked men fighting on a bike path along the Causeway, which was packed with traffic on a busy holiday weekend....

(Excerpt) Read more at miami.cbslocal.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: bathsalts; cannibalism; faceeater; faceeatingzombies; florida; miami; zombieapocalypse
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1 posted on 05/27/2012 8:21:56 AM PDT by Renfield
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To: Renfield

I would imagine that the sight of one man eating another is not an uncommon sight. I understand that Miami is a strong gay stronghold (wink, wink) if you know what I mean. Men each other all of the time.


2 posted on 05/27/2012 8:25:38 AM PDT by DH (Once the tainted finger of government touches anything the rot begins)
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To: Renfield

Crap! The zombies apocalypse has begun!


3 posted on 05/27/2012 8:26:06 AM PDT by DariusBane (People are like sheep and have two speeds: grazing and stampede)
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To: Renfield

Face, the other white meat.


4 posted on 05/27/2012 8:27:41 AM PDT by SpaceBar
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To: Renfield

Ewwww....


5 posted on 05/27/2012 8:28:14 AM PDT by toldyou (Even if the voices aren't real they have some pretty good ideas.)
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To: Renfield

How much do you want to bet drugs were involved?


6 posted on 05/27/2012 8:31:27 AM PDT by caldera599
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To: Renfield

Time to call Dexter Morgan of the Miami Police


7 posted on 05/27/2012 8:32:17 AM PDT by SMGFan
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To: Renfield

Was the eater’s name Hannibal?


8 posted on 05/27/2012 8:32:44 AM PDT by upchuck (Need is not an acceptable lifestyle choice; dependent is not a career. ~ Dr. Tim Nerenz)
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To: upchuck

Depends, did they find fava beans and a bottle of Chianti?


9 posted on 05/27/2012 8:36:23 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: DariusBane
Crap! The zombies apocalypse has begun!

Yes, and I have just the thing for you:

http://failblog.org/2012/01/28/white-trash-repairs-there-i-fixed-it-ak-chainsaw/

(By the way, Doublestar is located in my home county....)

10 posted on 05/27/2012 8:37:09 AM PDT by Renfield (Turning apples into venison since 1999!)
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To: Renfield

Come on now, we’ve all done stupid things...


11 posted on 05/27/2012 8:38:44 AM PDT by costpointer
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To: DariusBane

I had to shoot two of em last week... they must hibernate in the winter


12 posted on 05/27/2012 8:39:12 AM PDT by woofie (It takes three villages and a forest of woodland creatures to raise a child in Obamaville)
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To: Renfield

Brings a whole new mean to “Eat Me”


13 posted on 05/27/2012 8:47:00 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: Renfield

One less Obama voter...


14 posted on 05/27/2012 8:47:49 AM PDT by rhinohunter (If I had a son, he'd look like Manny "Pac-Man" Pacquiao!)
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To: Renfield

two obama voters


15 posted on 05/27/2012 8:48:33 AM PDT by ConservativeDude
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To: Renfield

Did they make sure to shoot both in the head? Got to stop the zombie outbreak before it gets rolling....


16 posted on 05/27/2012 8:50:55 AM PDT by Tench_Coxe
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To: ConservativeDude

Is the faceless guy dead too?


17 posted on 05/27/2012 8:53:19 AM PDT by rhinohunter (If I had a son, he'd look like Manny "Pac-Man" Pacquiao!)
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To: Renfield

There’s something weird about a man named “Renfield” posting a story about a man eating another man’s face.


18 posted on 05/27/2012 8:54:25 AM PDT by raybbr (People who still support Obama are either a Marxist or a moron.)
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To: Renfield

DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT think that members of the Occupy Movement are engaging in hyperbole when they hold up signs saying “Eat the Rich”!

Plus, don’t get naked in public when you’re in Miami.


19 posted on 05/27/2012 8:56:29 AM PDT by House Atreides
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To: Renfield

They shot an unarmed man?

/s


20 posted on 05/27/2012 8:59:53 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live athrough it anyway)
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