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Sources: Miami Police Shoot, Kill Man Eating Another Manís Face
CBS Local (Miami) ^ | 5-26-2012

Posted on 05/27/2012 8:21:52 AM PDT by Renfield

MIAMI (CBSMiami) – Miami police shot and killed a man on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, and police sources told CBS4 they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal.

The bizarre shooting happened shortly after 2 p.m., when police responded to a 911 call about two naked men fighting on a bike path along the Causeway, which was packed with traffic on a busy holiday weekend....

(Excerpt) Read more at miami.cbslocal.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: bathsalts; cannibalism; faceeater; faceeatingzombies; florida; miami; zombieapocalypse
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1 posted on 05/27/2012 8:21:56 AM PDT by Renfield
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To: Renfield

I would imagine that the sight of one man eating another is not an uncommon sight. I understand that Miami is a strong gay stronghold (wink, wink) if you know what I mean. Men each other all of the time.


2 posted on 05/27/2012 8:25:38 AM PDT by DH (Once the tainted finger of government touches anything the rot begins)
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To: Renfield

Crap! The zombies apocalypse has begun!


3 posted on 05/27/2012 8:26:06 AM PDT by DariusBane (People are like sheep and have two speeds: grazing and stampede)
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To: Renfield

Face, the other white meat.


4 posted on 05/27/2012 8:27:41 AM PDT by SpaceBar
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To: Renfield

Ewwww....


5 posted on 05/27/2012 8:28:14 AM PDT by toldyou (Even if the voices aren't real they have some pretty good ideas.)
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To: Renfield

How much do you want to bet drugs were involved?


6 posted on 05/27/2012 8:31:27 AM PDT by caldera599
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To: Renfield

Time to call Dexter Morgan of the Miami Police


7 posted on 05/27/2012 8:32:17 AM PDT by SMGFan
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To: Renfield

Was the eater’s name Hannibal?


8 posted on 05/27/2012 8:32:44 AM PDT by upchuck (Need is not an acceptable lifestyle choice; dependent is not a career. ~ Dr. Tim Nerenz)
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To: upchuck

Depends, did they find fava beans and a bottle of Chianti?


9 posted on 05/27/2012 8:36:23 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: DariusBane
Crap! The zombies apocalypse has begun!

Yes, and I have just the thing for you:

http://failblog.org/2012/01/28/white-trash-repairs-there-i-fixed-it-ak-chainsaw/

(By the way, Doublestar is located in my home county....)

10 posted on 05/27/2012 8:37:09 AM PDT by Renfield (Turning apples into venison since 1999!)
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To: Renfield

Come on now, we’ve all done stupid things...


11 posted on 05/27/2012 8:38:44 AM PDT by costpointer
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To: DariusBane

I had to shoot two of em last week... they must hibernate in the winter


12 posted on 05/27/2012 8:39:12 AM PDT by woofie (It takes three villages and a forest of woodland creatures to raise a child in Obamaville)
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To: Renfield

Brings a whole new mean to “Eat Me”


13 posted on 05/27/2012 8:47:00 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: Renfield

One less Obama voter...


14 posted on 05/27/2012 8:47:49 AM PDT by rhinohunter (If I had a son, he'd look like Manny "Pac-Man" Pacquiao!)
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To: Renfield

two obama voters


15 posted on 05/27/2012 8:48:33 AM PDT by ConservativeDude
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To: Renfield

Did they make sure to shoot both in the head? Got to stop the zombie outbreak before it gets rolling....


16 posted on 05/27/2012 8:50:55 AM PDT by Tench_Coxe
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To: ConservativeDude

Is the faceless guy dead too?


17 posted on 05/27/2012 8:53:19 AM PDT by rhinohunter (If I had a son, he'd look like Manny "Pac-Man" Pacquiao!)
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To: Renfield

There’s something weird about a man named “Renfield” posting a story about a man eating another man’s face.


18 posted on 05/27/2012 8:54:25 AM PDT by raybbr (People who still support Obama are either a Marxist or a moron.)
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To: Renfield

DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT think that members of the Occupy Movement are engaging in hyperbole when they hold up signs saying “Eat the Rich”!

Plus, don’t get naked in public when you’re in Miami.


19 posted on 05/27/2012 8:56:29 AM PDT by House Atreides
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To: Renfield

They shot an unarmed man?

/s


20 posted on 05/27/2012 8:59:53 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live athrough it anyway)
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To: Renfield
Paging Horatio Caine...


21 posted on 05/27/2012 9:00:47 AM PDT by Albion Wilde ("Real men are not threatened by strong women." -- Sarah Palin)
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To: Renfield

If the officer had these, he'd only shot once.

22 posted on 05/27/2012 9:01:33 AM PDT by chemicalman (The more support I see,the harder I want to work,and the more determined I am not to let folks down.)
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To: Renfield

Same sex Faceism has evolved.


23 posted on 05/27/2012 9:03:20 AM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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To: al baby

One of them said, “Gimme somma yer dope, man.”

And the other one said, “Hah! Bite me!”


24 posted on 05/27/2012 9:03:59 AM PDT by Albion Wilde ("Real men are not threatened by strong women." -- Sarah Palin)
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To: Renfield

Poilce were called after the man stopped a passing motorist and asked: “Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”


25 posted on 05/27/2012 9:08:54 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: Renfield

“Were you shot while gnawing somebody’s face off? Did you suffer pain, embarassment and possibly death? The caring lawyers at the offices of Shyster, Finagle and Takem stand ready to help you get justice. The courts have ordered billions of dollars to be set aside by meth dealers to help pay you. If rats can gnaw on people’s faces, why can’t people gnaw on people’s faces? We’ll help you put an end to this discrimination. Call us today!”


26 posted on 05/27/2012 9:13:53 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: DariusBane

Seems to me Drudge missed the headline.. “It Begins - Zombie Attack in South Beach” would be better.


27 posted on 05/27/2012 9:15:43 AM PDT by BRK
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To: Renfield

This has become a man eat man world.


28 posted on 05/27/2012 9:18:20 AM PDT by 353FMG
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To: raybbr
Quote:
“There’s something weird about a man named “Renfield” posting a story about a man eating another man’s face.”

That in its-self is food for thought.

29 posted on 05/27/2012 9:19:50 AM PDT by Verbosus (/* No Comment */)
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To: Renfield
When your cable TV goes out, you become confused and depressed.

When you become confused and depressed, you get naked and run down the causeway.

When you run naked down the causeway, you meet other naked people on the causeway.

When you meet other naked people on the causeway, you become angry and start eating their face.

When you eat someone's face on the causeway, the police gun you down.

Don't get gunned down by the police while naked and eating another person's face.

Get Direct TV instead.

30 posted on 05/27/2012 9:21:29 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: Renfield

Gives new meaning to “suck face.”


31 posted on 05/27/2012 9:25:28 AM PDT by Karliner ( Jeremiah 29:11, Romans 8:28, Romans 8:38"...this is the end of the beginning."WC)
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To: Renfield
They didn't have a Zombie Plan.
32 posted on 05/27/2012 9:25:50 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: 353FMG
This has become a man eat man world.

Well, only because Obama ate the neighbors doggie

33 posted on 05/27/2012 9:26:55 AM PDT by Karliner ( Jeremiah 29:11, Romans 8:28, Romans 8:38"...this is the end of the beginning."WC)
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To: GreenHornet

Bravo- Great post!


34 posted on 05/27/2012 9:34:17 AM PDT by Empireoftheatom48 (Let's get the hell rid of Zero)
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To: rhinohunter; Renfield
One less Obama voter...

Don't count on that.

35 posted on 05/27/2012 9:48:32 AM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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To: Karliner

Hahaha!


36 posted on 05/27/2012 9:50:35 AM PDT by HollyB
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To: GreenHornet

Terrific Post.
Love those Direct TV commercials.

Be expecting a call from their ad dept.

Hard to say when art imitates life or vice versa anymore.


37 posted on 05/27/2012 9:51:38 AM PDT by A'elian' nation (Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred. Jacques Barzun)
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To: rhinohunter
"Might as well face it their addicted to love" blood.
38 posted on 05/27/2012 9:57:17 AM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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To: Renfield

Sodomites and Muslims are the two riders of the Pale Horse of the Apocalypse: Death and Hades (Rev. 6:7-8). Once Sodomites control the West and Muslims control the East (both near completion), these two minions of Satan will turn on each other and conflagrate the earth, bringing the Apocalypse. Then the righteous will be taken to their glory in the Kingdom and the unrighteous will be “cast into the furnace of fire, where there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth” (Matt. 13:42). Alleluia!


39 posted on 05/27/2012 9:57:17 AM PDT by AmonAmarth (Wherever you go...There you are)
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To: Renfield

Any pictures yet? Was the cause of the attack nature or nurture?


40 posted on 05/27/2012 9:59:06 AM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: tflabo
Or,

"Might as well love it, they're addicted to face."

41 posted on 05/27/2012 10:03:37 AM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: DariusBane

42 posted on 05/27/2012 10:07:10 AM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: Lancey Howard

Oh come on. You can see a face off every few minutes at any ice rink...


43 posted on 05/27/2012 10:07:57 AM PDT by Huebolt (It's not over until there is not ONE DEMOCRAT HOLDING OFFICE ANYWHERE. Not even a dog catcher!)
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To: Verbosus; Micki; oswegodeee; Chigirl 26; flaglady47; seekthetruth; seenenuf
"There's something weird about a man named 'Renfield' posting a story about a man eating another man's face."

A weird coincidence is more like it. Renfield is the insect-eating madman who skulks on the periphery of events in Bram Stoker's "Dracula".

Who can forget the iconic scene in that grainy old Dracula film of Renfield in his padded cell grabbing flies on the fly and popping them alive into his mouth!

(....those 10-cent Saturday matinees at the local Bijou were the days, my friend).

Bon Appetit!

Leni

44 posted on 05/27/2012 10:25:34 AM PDT by MinuteGal (OMG !!!.....Obama Must Go !!!)
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To: Renfield; raybbr
Forgot to ping you to #44.

Renfield, I see by your profile page you prefer fish to flies on your dinner menu.

er....of course, you may use flies to catch the fish.....eek, nevermind......

LOL

Leni

45 posted on 05/27/2012 10:31:34 AM PDT by MinuteGal (OMG !!!.....Obama Must Go !!!)
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To: Renfield

..... OMG..... It’s the start of the Zombie Apocalypse!!!!


46 posted on 05/27/2012 10:34:19 AM PDT by R_Kangel ( "A Nation of Sheep ..... Will Beget ..... a Nation Ruled by Wolves.")
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To: GreenHornet

LOL....


47 posted on 05/27/2012 10:40:21 AM PDT by Gator113 (***YOU GAVE it to Obama. I would have voted for NEWT.~Just livin' life, my way~)
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To: Renfield
Urban Beach Week hip-hop festival

Ah, say no more....
48 posted on 05/27/2012 10:53:19 AM PDT by Thrownatbirth (.....Iraq Invasion fan since '91.)
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To: Renfield

Perhaps it is Gay Beach Weekend in Miami, as it is here on Pensacola Beach.


49 posted on 05/27/2012 10:59:07 AM PDT by jch10
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To: Renfield

..... I wonder how long it will take for this new South Beach Diet to catch on?


50 posted on 05/27/2012 11:04:52 AM PDT by R_Kangel ( "A Nation of Sheep ..... Will Beget ..... a Nation Ruled by Wolves.")
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