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Elizabeth Warren says she knows she is part Native American 'because my mother told me so'(Barf)
Masslive.com ^ | May 24, 2012 | Shira Schoenberg

Posted on 05/24/2012 2:18:59 PM PDT by libertarian27

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To: libertarian27

Warren’s mom and my mom have something in common.

My mom told me that my father was my father.

Except that she and him are both blood type A- and I am O+.


61 posted on 05/24/2012 3:37:35 PM PDT by MeganC (No way in Hell am I voting for Mitt Romney. Not now, not ever. Deal with it.)
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To: libertarian27

When I was a kid in the 50’s we played cowboys and indians. I suppose that nowadays we would be playing cowboys and AA frauds.


62 posted on 05/24/2012 3:40:14 PM PDT by Gator113 (***YOU GAVE it to Obama. I would have voted for NEWT.~Just livin' life, my way~)
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To: libertarian27

My mother told me that obama is a lying commie pinko, so it must be true.


63 posted on 05/24/2012 3:52:27 PM PDT by Right Wing Assault (Dick Obama is more inexperienced now than he was before he was elected.)
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To: libertarian27

Im also filthy rich like my husband just dont let the little people know


64 posted on 05/24/2012 4:10:03 PM PDT by ronnie raygun (B B)
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To: libertarian27

Im also filthy rich like my husband just dont let the little people know


65 posted on 05/24/2012 4:10:30 PM PDT by ronnie raygun (B B)
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To: libertarian27

When I was a kid in high school, the mantra was :

” If you use Pond’s (cold cream) you would get to go to prom”

Didn’t happen- either Junior of Senior year.


66 posted on 05/24/2012 4:15:21 PM PDT by ridesthemiles
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To: libertarian27

Based on Lieawatha’s reasoning, I must be part gypsy!

My grandfather used to tell me my parents bought me from the gypsies...or was it that he was going to sell me to them? I can’t recall. Either way, I can now check off ‘gypsy’ on all future census forms, according to Pinocchiohontas.


67 posted on 05/24/2012 4:16:38 PM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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guess nobody ever told the stooopid cow that when you are in a hole, the best way out is to quit digging...
68 posted on 05/24/2012 4:18:09 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: libertarian27

The proof is in the cheekbones, right?


69 posted on 05/24/2012 4:18:52 PM PDT by Joe Bfstplk (People should enjoy the fruits of their labor. No labor, no fruit.)
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To: libertarian27
"How do you know she's a witch?"

"She looks like one"

70 posted on 05/24/2012 4:20:42 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery, IXNAY THE TSA!)
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Elizabeth Warren says she knows she is part Native American 'because my mother told me so'(Barf)

"Don't tell your father but..."

The Warrens on the right and John Redcorn on the far right:


71 posted on 05/24/2012 5:14:27 PM PDT by Caipirabob (I say we take off and Newt the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...)
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To: libertarian27

So can I check the Native American box when I’m applying for college?

Why not?


72 posted on 05/24/2012 6:26:16 PM PDT by Tzimisce (THIS SUCKS)
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To: LostInBayport; flaglady47; mickie
"Pinocchiohontus".....

I can't stop laughing.....the funniest name for Warren, bar none!

You win the FR Cleverest Word of the Month Award!

Leni

73 posted on 05/24/2012 7:49:16 PM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: libertarian27

Next Newsweak cover: “We’re all Indians now”


74 posted on 05/24/2012 8:09:42 PM PDT by Newtoidaho (Fight organized crime. Vote out all incumbent Democrats!)
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Her opposition should say “Well, my mom told me I’ll be the best Senator this state has ever seen.”


75 posted on 05/24/2012 8:20:25 PM PDT by tsowellfan
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