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1 posted on 05/24/2012 8:58:22 AM PDT by bkopto
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And later they will find out that it causes cancer!


2 posted on 05/24/2012 8:59:53 AM PDT by US Navy Vet (Go Packers! Go Rockies! Go Boston Bruins! See, I'm "Diverse"!)
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It even works with mayonaisse! Hallelujah! Nobel Prize!


3 posted on 05/24/2012 9:01:11 AM PDT by hoagy62 ("Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered..."-Thomas Paine. 1776)
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I haven't bought a Heinz product since Kerry made and ass of himself running for President...(not that it takes that to make him an ass).

We have switched to "Hunts" ketchup, and it tastes much better, more like tomatoes...AND, it's much cheaper.

I think a lot of people must have done this, too, as when I first bought Hunt's, it was available in the small bottles only, but since they have come out with new packaging, with the large (upside down) bottles and other improvements. Maybe sales picked up for them, thanks to John and TereZa.
4 posted on 05/24/2012 9:01:57 AM PDT by FrankR
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To: bkopto

why would a company pay money for a product that would cause consumers to buy their product less frequently?
that’s a wrench in the whole “crashing by design” works.


5 posted on 05/24/2012 9:09:28 AM PDT by SparkyBass
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Interesting, I wonder if there would be any practical benefit to applying this to the hulls of boats / ships.


6 posted on 05/24/2012 9:10:24 AM PDT by taxcontrol
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To: bkopto

Add tablespoon of water....shake violently. Problem solved now pay me


7 posted on 05/24/2012 9:12:12 AM PDT by wally-balls
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LiquiGlide, a “super slippery”

No one has mentioned... ?


8 posted on 05/24/2012 9:12:15 AM PDT by listenhillary (Courts, law enforcement, roads and national defense should be the extent of government)
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I just stand the ketchup bottle on its head and all the ketchup drops down to where it can be squeezed out. They don’t teach gravity at MIT?


9 posted on 05/24/2012 9:13:18 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: bkopto

Add tablespoon of water....shake violently. Problem solved now pay me


10 posted on 05/24/2012 9:13:54 AM PDT by wally-balls
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Think how it could revolutionize sports.

Apply it to the outside of football and rugby uniforms, for example.

Still waiting for the flubber shoes.


14 posted on 05/24/2012 9:20:46 AM PDT by PGR88
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Lard?


15 posted on 05/24/2012 9:27:38 AM PDT by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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If you ingest this stuff, do you end up with a slippery colon? Make sure that these MIT guys are not also buying stock in the Depends manufacturer...


16 posted on 05/24/2012 9:29:55 AM PDT by jonno (Having an opinion is not the same as having the answer...)
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To: bkopto
up next from MIT:
18 posted on 05/24/2012 9:34:52 AM PDT by ZinGirl
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Meanwhile, back at the ranch, while these brilliant MIT geeks are making such critical, important discoveries, this 15 year old high school freshman discovers a simple, inexpensive way (costs 3 cents) to test for early detection of pancreatic cancer........

Remember the name – Jack Andraka

20 posted on 05/24/2012 9:53:08 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and pay the penalty. - Prov 22:3)
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Imagine the crazy things Bill Clinton will do with this stuff.


25 posted on 05/24/2012 10:28:48 AM PDT by FreeAtlanta (Liberty and Justice for ALL)
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To: bkopto

That would be a neat bottle to reuse for other stuff too, like left over gravy for one.


29 posted on 05/24/2012 10:49:45 AM PDT by houeto (FReepathon 2Q! https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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Pending FDA approval In 2050.


31 posted on 05/24/2012 10:50:57 AM PDT by St_Thomas_Aquinas (Viva Christo Rey!)
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Coat the inside of funnels with it.

Man, where do I go to be an investor on this stuff?!?

32 posted on 05/24/2012 10:54:42 AM PDT by houeto (FReepathon 2Q! https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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OK....

Add it to oil for 2 stroke engines for lower friction...

To enable the "comeback" of the 2 stroke?

42 posted on 05/25/2012 7:19:27 AM PDT by taildragger (( Palin / Mulally 2012 ))
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