I just stand the ketchup bottle on its head and all the ketchup drops down to where it can be squeezed out. They don’t teach gravity at MIT?
Dear MIT; I am applying to become a perfess...profiss....instructor at your skool. Do you have ketchup for the fries at the faculty buffet, or are you trying to figure out how to get that last glop out? I can help. My salary range is two bits - a gazillion dollars. Love and kisses! blueunicorn6