Posted on 05/22/2012 5:29:30 PM PDT by Nachum
Speaking of lies, just received this tale in email a moment ago.
“A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him..
He asked, ‘What are all those clocks?’
St. Peter answered, ‘Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.’
‘Oh,’ said the man, ‘whose clock is that?’
‘That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.’
‘Incredible,’ said the man. ‘And whose clock is that one?’
St. Peter responded, ‘That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.’
‘Do you have one for President Obama?’ asked the man.
Obama’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”
The only relevance to this thread is “Lies”. I thought I’d post it.
I just slapped it on my facebook page! HAHAHAHA! Best one YET!
rapid response indeed
I like that.
They get enough money to go “off the reservation” (as you say) but you provide only “I understand...” as proof.
You are right. I never saw Cory look frightened like that before. Totally out of character. He was threatened.
Oh bummer, someone complained and the mod deleted it now people laughed at it and want to use it....I missed out on a good one.....GG
Correction. Apparently it is the industry as a whole that has contributed to Booker well over $280000 over the years. a significant portion of his overall campaign contributions while Bain contributed a portion of that sum. Bain is a reputable company but Booker is far from a disinterested spokesman.
LYING....it’s what Demoncrats do best!
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