My wife told me the diet soda is what gives me a gut (I’m not fat anywhere else, and am past my bad diet days). The problem is that I need the caffeine, and would fall asleep at 5:30 pm without it.
That is a good point, why is it all going to the gut? My gut pushes my pants down and my butt isn’t big enough to keep it up! We’ve been deformed by corn syrup!
“The problem is that I need the caffeine, and would fall asleep at 5:30 pm without it.”
That’s why I drink black tea. I practically mainline the stuff.