Maybe I was overly judgmental about the thugs. We should objectively and honestly ask ourselves which object a thug would be most likely to hold in such a situation:
Thanks for my laugh for the day -- I'd only add a glue gun (sorry don't know how to add photos yet, will ask 18-year old "little genius" in the house).
Aaron Randolph Allegedly Robs PNC Banks In Indianapolis Using Glue Gun