The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Monday, April 30, 2012

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[IMissPresidentReagan]

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[Ingtar]

Morning.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Pings

[NonValueAdded]

Ciao

[Ingtar]

Do I win a prize?

[FatherofFive]

Should be a great show today. Still can’t believe I heard what 0bama said, and Kimmel’s jokes. I’m surprised Kimmel wasn’t shot, such an attack on the 0ne!

[swamprebel]

Pit Bull Ditto’s to all.

[Jemian]

Is Rush going to be there today?

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Greetings.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Do I win a prize?

You get to hang out with us.

[Biggirl]

Good Morning!

[dblshot]

Why are Rush Limbaugh and a Pit Bull the same. Once they get their teeth into something, they don’t let go. Looking forward to today’s second hour. My lunch time.

[gov_bean_ counter]

You get to hang out with us.

Not unlike being told to stand facing a corner or being sent to the cloakroom for time out. :)

[Ingtar]

That is certainly a plus!

[skinkinthegrass]

where's that Dewey Button.

[AGreatPer]

Lost my cell phone. When I call it says not accepting calls. Strange.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

On Obama’s laugh-a-thon Saturday night. . . .I was thoroughly disgusted with his jokes.

The joke about the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom was unfunny and completely tasteless. First, the Pit Bull breed has suffered enough without him maligning it further. Second, the backwards sexual inneuendo slam on Sarah Palin, once again, demonstrates this president’s complete and total misogyny. I am fed up with this perverted creep.

[Eagle of Liberty]

Present!

[skinkinthegrass]

*Monty Python / chuckle*
"bring out your dead (rino/'rat) ideas."
thxs, for the ping. :-D

[AGreatPer]

There was one great line:

"Mister President, there is a term for you, but probably not a second one."

[IMissPresidentReagan]

That was not only unfunny, it was insulting, demeaning, and ridiculous. There is nothing funny about that “joke”. If the NOW actually cared about women, they’d be as outraged as I am.

[Eagle of Liberty]

The joke about the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom was unfunny and completely tasteless. First, the Pit Bull breed has suffered enough without him maligning it further. Second, the backwards sexual inneuendo slam on Sarah Palin, once again, demonstrates this president’s complete and total misogyny. I am fed up with this perverted creep.

DEAR LEADER is a complete embarrassment! Will be glad to be voting him out of office in 6 MONTHS!

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Tell me about it. He is the most classless, juvenile, immature, self important, worthless clown to ever inhabit the White House.

[AGreatPer]

If I were the comedian I would have said, Mr. President I hope you are enjoying tonight because you won’t be here next year.

[Eagle of Liberty]

He is the most classless, juvenile, immature, self important, worthless clown to ever inhabit the White House.

And that's just Joe Biden.....:D

[rightwingintelligentsia]

LOL!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Did you report it to your carrier?

[CSM]

Hey, I “somehow” acquired another cell phone. Would you be interested in purchasing it?

;-)

[AGreatPer]

"Did you report it to your carrier?"

Yes, sending me a new free one and account is locked.
Thanks.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

He is totally disgusting. This is a vulgar, shameless administration.

[upsdriver]

Anyone else having problems with the dittocam? It kept refreshing and finally took me to last friday’s program. Listening to the audio link now.

[Eagle of Liberty]

McCarver’s comment can be VERY easily researched. Every weather site records the barometric pressure daily, so all one would have to do is look at these pressures over time to see if the air pressure really has changed over the years.

[upsdriver]

Nevermind, Rush answered my question.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Rush calls a slut a slut; and all hell breaks loose.

Obumma makes a comment insinuating “hockey moms” aka Sarah Palin tastes the opposite of delicious, which can lead too all kinds of conclusions. . . not a word is said. No one has even raised their eyebrows. I’m thoroughly disgusted.

[upsdriver]

MLB has been moving the fences in at some stadiums because not enough home runs are being hit.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Limbaugh Hits Back at Media Matters

[sloop]

in november - as motivation to go pull that lever for romney - let's keep this in mind

its a vote to get da ghetto out of our whitehouse and send dignity back in

sigh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Bout time. People need to see these cockroaches exposed.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Saturday night’s ridiculously pathetic show sealed the deal. Romney isn’t my top ten choice, but pouting it out and re-electing this evil bastard is treasonous.

[ExCTCitizen]

Hello all...

[AliVeritas]

Did you see this?

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/story/2012-04-30/Syria-bombings/54635134/1

[mupcat]

Nevermind, Rush answered my question.

I just tuned in and there's a picture, but it's from Friday's show. Anyone know what's going on?

[AliVeritas]

for the breaks:

http://directorblue.blogspot.com/

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/

[Eagle of Liberty]

An advance team of 16 U.N. observers is on the ground to try to salvage the truce, which is part of a broader plan by special envoy Kofi Annan to launch talks between President Bashar Assad and his opponents.

So, Kofi found a new cushy UN job, eh?

[mupcat]

Now it’s my turn to say never mind——it just switched and seems to be current.

[AliVeritas]

EPA official re: crucify comment resigns

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5h0EL9BggtQJBtCpo240SZULMIUHg?docId=4f484f9491ed489e95d443a9c416b94b

OT, will we see Dan Savages’ It gets better’ links off the WH site and will they still push his agenda?

[AliVeritas]

Keep this in your records re: sudden appearing memo from O to Panetta re: bin Laden Apr. 29, 2011

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/theoval/post/2011/04/obama-visits-cape-canaveral/1#.T56knKtzvx0

Note also the updates. More on this later, re: Panetta, etc.

They don’t know their changes will be moot from my HD cache.

[sloop]

epa - savage - don't forget the gsa

[AliVeritas]

Did you hear the kings new slogan is ‘Forward’?

As in great leap.

[upsdriver]

Thanks for the heads up, got the cam on now.