Posted on 04/30/2012 7:57:46 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
My first vote was Nixon, and my last primary vote was Gingrich, oh kiddie pool brained one :)
His girlfriend is a Bama grad but they are getting married at Auburn!
I bought some........problem is my hair is in the other hat
and she ain’t ugly.....
Pretty sure Newt doesn’t have the 4:20 agenda in his platform.
Looks like your bong will have to wait another day.
She’ll change. The Auburn spirit will overwhelm her and our ethos will overtake her. You can’t get married her and remain aloof.
I don’t care what Gingrich’s platform is on that. I voted for him for other reasons.
Now, I’m willing to put the tittie in the blind baby’s mouth, but if you keep spitting it out, you’re on your own! ;^)
4:20 is only an hour away, I’m sure you can last till then.
can you believe the willin stupidity
you are pissin on an electric fence there pal.....
what he is doing is confusing conservatism with anarchy
exactly but backwards and in high heels
There’s a button in the middle of my face, some people call a nose. If you twist it 180 degrees, you can change my mind.
I’ll be in Jacksonville, Florida, on the North Side in tbe Trout River area until November. I’m easily found because I walk everywhere, look like a bald Russian powerlifter who’s taken up jogging, and on some days I’m the only white person walking around outdoors.
GoogleEarth has closeup, might illuminate.
For about a five mile radius you could probably ask for news of me if you simply said you were looking for the big white guy who walks everywhere.
Always happy to make new friends.
Well, I’m spent. Need some intelligent convo for a while.
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