[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Women aren’t completely hopeless. If you have the patience and put in the time eventually they can be trained to get you a beer from the fridge.

[compman]

Will you please send me that guide once you have that art perfected?

[Tenacious 1]

My son (age 5)explained to a friend, “Daddy is the Alpha Male of our family. Mommy tells him what to do around the house. But Daddy doesn't even have to tell Mommy what to do, she just does it.”

We have a well trained dog as a pet. But the kids have noticed she has differing levels of respect for authority in our house when following commands. We explained the essence of her (our dog) pack mentality as a domesticated dog. To us she is part of the pack and each member of her pack has differing levels of authority and importance. This is where the Alpha Male comment came from.

[stevie_d_64]

You know...I’ve always beena fan of the Women’s movement...

Especially from behind...

[piroque]

Women aren’t completely hopeless. If you have the patience and put in the time eventually they can be trained to get you a beer from the fridge.

Been trying for years to teach mine to pick the lid up when she gets through,