[piroque]

Women aren’t completely hopeless. If you have the patience and put in the time eventually they can be trained to get you a beer from the fridge.

Been trying for years to teach mine to pick the lid up when she gets through,

[elkfersupper]

I got through that problem once. We reached an agreement that we each leave the toilet seat the way we found it.

We eventually broke up because she insisted on waking me up 30 minutes after she forced me to eat something to tell me what time it was.